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It’s not really Ocean’s 14 without Soderbergh. I’m devastated.

I’ll be there opening night.
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As the season approaches I once again request an intro video set to this five star banger
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CFA is up in one of the big bays facing the grand lobby now so fingers crossed for something good back there
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So the back bay for food near Rock N Dough is back available at the forum. Had no signage and wasn’t open. Hopefully something good going in there.
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Mehdric Oward? People are asking.
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Not that I wanted to see lol
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We can’t get a Lizzo, “JEROOOME” clip for Ty?
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No Cam Spencer first half despite absences and extended rotation
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Young Ced doesn’t look particularly ready for any part of this.

But I guess we can give him a few more games.
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It brings strange comfort to see guys play for the Grizzlies who have done anything at all on another NBA roster
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Pre-season for PA announcer as well. Forgot to introduce Coward when he entered the game for the first time.
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In here with no fear.

#CowardsNeverScared
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This is obviously disgusting though not surprising given that everything about EB has read as skeezy from day dot.

That said, “over bad coffee at City Silo” is so funny
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Need Steph to retire so he’ll be willing to share his ankle stabilization secrets
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We will start looking into curses very seriously if KCP goes down.

The man has played 74 or more games in 10 separate seasons and never fewer than 69 (except for Covid year).
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Yeah the flip side of that I fear is that they know he won’t be ready for opening night but aren’t going to phrase it that way for ticket sales purposes haha
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There’s so much to analyze but perhaps lost in it all is just how gorgeous that sequence with the leaping skateboarders looks in between comedic Bob cuts and the eventual 40 ft fall. That fall is so brilliantly abrupt too. Still wasn’t fully prepared the second time
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I don’t really know what else to blame.
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So up to 6 rotation players will be coming off season ending injury, offseason injury, or offseason surgery when they play their first game.
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I thought Ja being week to week with an ankle injury was a joke.

Unfortunately it’s never a joke.
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People are doing “PJ Hall is a dog, one you do not trust”

Yes?
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Took me way too long to figure out what this meant. Sorry to that man
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Can’t wait to see the first nba action of a future hall of famer tonight.