Clean as the day he emerged, writhing and slithering from the sulphurous depths.

Kind of hope Hell has a visitors booth with a little glass window, because Lord, I would enjoy watching these asshats get their due.

(And by doozies I mean snuff films.)

I see he found his hand make-up kit in time for this meeting.

Finally, Marco Rubio has something to do.

The most humorless people exist at this very moment and feel compelled to let everyone know.

Micro-penICE.

Well as is his way, this is probably him telling us what Musk did to help him win the last time.

Even for a sentient root vegetable, this is low.