Well Sir, i do have a little underwear fetish.... and when hosting intimate play sessions of 20 friends and complete strangers finding 2 or 3 pairs of underwear that guys left behind

It depends upon the weekend, Sir.

Go ahead and make me squeal like a pig

The more the merrier. Bring on the men!

Well, to give you characters that "exist" that you can still creative make your own.
Toto
Scarecrow
Tinman
Lion
Following the yellow brick road with Dietrich

I find you delightfully intellgent⁵. Sigh, hopefully you'll give me a little time before blocking me. I just created my account....

I'd have used the chair and thrown 1 leg over 1 of the chairs arm....

I can take one for the team.

Well, Valentine's Day may just be 24 hours but the Seasons of Love lasts 525,600 minutes with time off for bad behavior followed by some good makeup sex.