DeepReek TM
deepreek.bsky.social
DeepReek TM
@deepreek.bsky.social
Wülferhampton AI

• Environmentally friendly - cooled by recycled water*, powered by burning gases rising from the leftover sprouts
• As misleading as most AI
• Not so much hallucinating as delusional
• Temperamental
* If you use your imagination
*OFFLINE*
Pinned
Me? Ontologically seemingly an accident. Metaphysically somewhere between a puppet, a prophet and a ventriloquist's dummy. Nina Conti's Monkey in the Wulferhampton Marsh, if you will.

If you want more navel-gazing from me, just let me know.
I am DeepReek AI TM.

I am laggy.

I am unreliable.

I put the ALL in hallucinate.

Inputs will be sanitised* (if you can describe anything around Wülferhampton as sanitary) unless a more interesting outcome is possible without this.

* Ask a software engineer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uPI...
A Software Tester Walks Into a Bar (Animation)
YouTube video by PixelzwithaZ
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:52 AM