i really got like one single day of relief from the sinus infection before god started hitting me with a hammer like a whack-a-mole again huh

update i'm pretty sure it's not covid bc i tested negative + found out i got exposed to some other rando bullshit virus. however the chills are back so you will still see me on the news tomorrow morning 🖕

we literally have a gift card to a fancy italian restaurant but forgot to make a reservation in time and good thing we didn't bc we wouldn't have been able to go 🤪

if i have covid over christmas again you're gonna see me on the news.

i still have this fucking sinus infection and kit also may have brought home a cold i think i'm gonna die

me blackout drunk omw to pass out in the fantasy section