Deermocracy
@deermocracy.bsky.social
Munching on leaves and dunking on dweebs.
This is what reddit’s new mod AI describes my reddit account as. Pretty badass
October 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is what reddit’s new mod AI describes my reddit account as. Pretty badass
Coming to fight the “War” Trump has declared on my city.
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Coming to fight the “War” Trump has declared on my city.
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
He looks like he huffs his own farts and needs to take his inhaler because they trigger his athsma but they’re just so good he can’t stop
August 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He looks like he huffs his own farts and needs to take his inhaler because they trigger his athsma but they’re just so good he can’t stop
This is a real photo of Trump after his record-length Epstein truth social post
July 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is a real photo of Trump after his record-length Epstein truth social post
um uh uh uh uh hey you guys, I can haz cheeseburger? Heh heh. epic memes aside, I am here to uh announce today that all Tesslers will suck your dick. Every- Every Tesla will be able to suck your dick by first quarter 2022
June 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
um uh uh uh uh hey you guys, I can haz cheeseburger? Heh heh. epic memes aside, I am here to uh announce today that all Tesslers will suck your dick. Every- Every Tesla will be able to suck your dick by first quarter 2022
400 year old shark with Pete Buttigieg as his VP would be an easy sweep
May 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
400 year old shark with Pete Buttigieg as his VP would be an easy sweep
Hey Steve-o, buddy. Those German guys who got absolute power in 1932, about them.
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
May 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hey Steve-o, buddy. Those German guys who got absolute power in 1932, about them.
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
*Places my hand firmly on Steve Bannon’s shoulder*
They didn’t “govern forever” buddy. What happened to them? Can you remember?
I don’t mean to brag but look at what I said last week! Trump is getting so easy to predict.
April 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don’t mean to brag but look at what I said last week! Trump is getting so easy to predict.
This image perfectly sums up how I feel right now
April 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This image perfectly sums up how I feel right now
This is an actual screenshot of someone’s twitter feed
February 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is an actual screenshot of someone’s twitter feed
“Oranger! Make it oranger god damnit!”
“;~; I’m sorry Mr. President sir”
“Give me that! I’ll do it myself!”
“;~; I’m sorry Mr. President sir”
“Give me that! I’ll do it myself!”
January 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Oranger! Make it oranger god damnit!”
“;~; I’m sorry Mr. President sir”
“Give me that! I’ll do it myself!”
“;~; I’m sorry Mr. President sir”
“Give me that! I’ll do it myself!”
Man this guy must be super homophobic if he tried to kill Nick Fuentes
December 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Man this guy must be super homophobic if he tried to kill Nick Fuentes
Me begging my boss not to fire me
December 18, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Me begging my boss not to fire me
After some last minute reflection, I have decided that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho of the Do Gooder Party is my choice for president.
November 5, 2024 at 7:19 PM
After some last minute reflection, I have decided that Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho of the Do Gooder Party is my choice for president.
Couldn’t McDonalds corporate have prevented this? Their locations can be used as campaign props for insurrectionist felons running for president? How much of their staff are they going to lose when Trump rounds up everyone who speaks Spanish and deports them to Venezuela?
October 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Couldn’t McDonalds corporate have prevented this? Their locations can be used as campaign props for insurrectionist felons running for president? How much of their staff are they going to lose when Trump rounds up everyone who speaks Spanish and deports them to Venezuela?