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deescribe.bsky.social
Journal with Dee
@deescribe.bsky.social
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Professional writer • Amateur bookworm • Part-time critic • Full-time Jayhawk • Low-key queer • High-key nerd • she/any • formerly @joseinextdoor
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Do NOT open that champagne bottle with your teeth, Carol, DON'T YOU DO IT
The top of a champagne bottle with an instructional inforgraphic that shows the bottles cork pointing at someone's mouth. It says NO in big letters.
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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If you're wondering how cold it is today, I can't sit down for more than 30 seconds without a cat lying on me
An orange cat with white paws curled up on a blanket, one ear folded, front paws under chin like a bunny rabbit, looking at the camera with sleepy affection
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Pineapple upside-down cat
A fluffy white cat with orange highlights lies upside down inside a pineapple bed, showing his belly
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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Resting Grumpy Cat Face
A flame-tipped siamese cat looks at the camera with a permanent scowl
January 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Contrary to what Pokemon tells you, the Baby-Doll Eyes move is a one-hit KO
A black and white cat glances over his shoulder with big sweet eyes as if to say, "who, widdle ole me?"
January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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You know what, it's been a bad week: have a video
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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hello internet please enjoy the way Rio sits while having a sink drink
An orange cat sits next to a sink with one paw in the sink bowl and the other curled up under his head. He leans under the faucet, tongue right up on the faucet for a drink. Looks a bit like he's lounging on a chaise.
January 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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My main manga resolution for 2026 is to finish some long-running series that I fell behind on last year - but here's a li'l batch of shorter joseimuke titles I want to make a point to read as well:

1. Last Quarter
2. Run Away with Me, Girl
3. Blade Girl
4. Apple Children of Aeon
Last Quarter volume 1 by Yazawa Ai. Shows a woman upside down over a house at sunset. Run Away with Me, Girl volume 1 by Battan. Cover shows 2 women in wedding dresses about to kiss. Blade Girl volume 1 by Shigematsu Narumi. Cover shows a girl in a school uniform with a prosthetic leg in the blade style for running. Apple Children of Aeon by Tanaka Ai. Image shows a woman smiling and holding a cat in the background next to a large apple. In the foreground a man holds his throat as if it's sore.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Meals feasted, presents gifted

Time to cheese some meeces
TV showing the Muppet Christmas Carol title card above a fireplace decorated in Christmas knick knacks
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Flawless plan to keep me from leaving the house
An orange cat lies on a faux leather jacket, looking proud of himself
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Subscribe to The Onion so that you, too, can get ambushed by a push notification and burst out laughing in public
Email push notification showing an Onion article heading: "Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town's Second-Poorest Family"
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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It's been a while since I watched an anime that felt like a warm hug, but "With You and the Rain" is delivering. My blood pressure, lowered. My pores, cleared. My tanuki tank, full.
A happy tanuki surrounded by hydrangea blossoms. A little pink flower sprouts on its head.
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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If you get one I do require that you take a photo like the ones on the site where it looks like you're married to it
A woman, shown from behind, lies on her stomach on the edge of a bed with her chin against her hands, gazing lovingly at a giant plush Altaria
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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SNOWKEMON
Pokemon Center plushies. They are snowman versions of Snorlax, Pikachu, and Slowpoke. There's also a Pikachu in winter gear rolling a snowball.
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Been dogsitting for a friend for the past week. You reckon my cats missed me while I was gone?
Two cats napping on a blanket. The camera angle suggests the cats are lying on a person under the blanket.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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We've all committed to the bit so hard that even my friend's grandma's TV knows the real reason for the season.
Photo of a smart TV suggesting Thanksgiving movies. All the movies are related to the holiday, except one: Paul Blart Mall Cop.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Took off my nerd hat and put on my jock hat, only to discover they were the same hat
A TV showing the Champions Classic college basketball game between Kansas and Duke A zoom in of the previous image, showing that the advertising video board by the benches is running a Crunchyroll ad
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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An ultra-rare cuddle sighting
A black-and-white cat and an orange cat asleep on a bed next to each other, with a small ridge of blanket between them serving as a pillow.
October 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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He tuck himself in
A black and white cat partially tucked under the covers, using the pillow like a human uses a pillow. He looks at the camera. The same shot, but now the cat's eyes have started to droop sleepily The same shot, but now the cat has fully laid down, eyes closed
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Vacation Day 1 To-Do List: A beautiful view and a manga with an on-theme cover
View of a sunny blue ocean between palm trees The cover of the Nozaki-kun volume 16 manga. It shows Nozaki and Seo in beach gear, with ring floats and water guns.
October 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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He's very good at hide and seek
A black and white cat sits with just his head behind a long curtain, the rest of his body (including his front paws) poking out.
October 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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New friend + hat
Photo of a happy round Rowlet Squishmallow wearing a pink hat with a surfing Pikachu on it
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Subscribing to the Pokemon Center is great because it means sometimes I open an email and spontaneously scream out of delight instead of rage
Pokemon Center ad for new Sprigatito and Rowlet squishmallows. They are so cute and round and happy.
September 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Activist Cat understands the importance of taking breaks
An orange cat in a shop window sleeping on top of "know your rights" pamphlets and a queer little library flier
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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TIL robo-mowers were a thing because someone in my friend's neighborhood put googly eyes on theirs and sent it on a little journey
A little white robotic lawnmower with big googly eyes, making it look like it has a happy face. The same mower but facing sideways so you can see its cartoonishly big back wheels
September 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM