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deeshoo.bsky.social
melody
@deeshoo.bsky.social
✅ you can also call me Dee (Mel is meh)
👩‍💻 software dev
🎹 covered a game music or two: https://ocremix.org/artist/4579/dhsu
🏳️‍⚧️ used to believe that I was a guy
👩‍❤️‍👩 in lesbians with https://bsky.app/profile/eveningbells.bsky.social
met a cute girl last night. really friendly but kept trying to steal my tater tots
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Have you been injured in an accident involving a falling anvil, or running into a wall that someone had painted to look like a tunnel? Call the attorneys at
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
post u from a different era
September 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
come to Mako Reactor 1 in next 20 minutes if u want an asskicking
August 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Vegas Human Centipede isn't real, it can't hurt you"

Vegas:
August 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
now we don our gay apparel
August 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
yeah I've got an OF
July 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it's Seamus
July 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
who wants uppies
June 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my brother really needs to stop doing this when he wants to play Iron Banner
June 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I feel like I won the lottery, lol
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Google really thought of us when they added this
May 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
god I swear I died and went to heaven
May 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
(Nandor voice) This fucking guy
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I've been wondering what happened to JKR's "trans friend," but going back and rereading the article I realized she never even said they were friends
April 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
new musical genre just dropped
April 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
y'all this sandworm toy is absolutely SENDING me
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
aha. ahahahaha.

waddahell
February 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
my aunt gave me some of her old dresses and now I have an inexplicable urge to get a perm
January 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's my birthday today, you are legally required to tell me I'm pretty and you think my skeets are the best skeets
December 12, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Sometimes you just gotta get on the birthday saddle at Texas Roadhouse for a little cup of iced cream
December 10, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Wait this sorta looks like a super-exaggerated version of Poison's animation?
December 6, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Say what you will about vigilantism, this goes so fucking hard
December 5, 2024 at 9:46 PM