Dan
@deetabz.bsky.social
reactivating old cell phone numbers is wild because what do you mean my dead aunt just joined duolingo
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
reactivating old cell phone numbers is wild because what do you mean my dead aunt just joined duolingo
but do you have friends who will share a $70 bûche de noël with you because you had a shitty christmas
December 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
but do you have friends who will share a $70 bûche de noël with you because you had a shitty christmas
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happy first hess truck commercial of the season to all who celebrate
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
happy first hess truck commercial of the season to all who celebrate
wow bad things really do happen in threes!
July 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
wow bad things really do happen in threes!
waiting for papal news with the nurses at my cardiologist’s office like the good lil filipino I am
May 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
waiting for papal news with the nurses at my cardiologist’s office like the good lil filipino I am
me: I’m paying [amount of money] for my health insurance premiums
friend: no, no talk of COBRA. no snakes at the dinner table
friend: no, no talk of COBRA. no snakes at the dinner table
April 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
me: I’m paying [amount of money] for my health insurance premiums
friend: no, no talk of COBRA. no snakes at the dinner table
friend: no, no talk of COBRA. no snakes at the dinner table
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Vladimir, STOP!
April 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Vladimir, STOP!
lent my dad two harlan coben books he really enjoyed, now I have to pretend the rest of my library isn’t just disguised adam driver fanfics
April 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
lent my dad two harlan coben books he really enjoyed, now I have to pretend the rest of my library isn’t just disguised adam driver fanfics
“should I make a letterboxd account” but to the tune of “should I get bangs”
March 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
“should I make a letterboxd account” but to the tune of “should I get bangs”
offloaded my apps 3 weeks ago
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
offloaded my apps 3 weeks ago
in honor of tiktok’s impending shutdown in the u.s. ➡️ remembering my 2020 videos ➡️ it’s always hating-b0bby-fIay hours
January 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
in honor of tiktok’s impending shutdown in the u.s. ➡️ remembering my 2020 videos ➡️ it’s always hating-b0bby-fIay hours
queer eye culture portion but it’s just public humiliation ????
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
queer eye culture portion but it’s just public humiliation ????
“babyratu” in my day she was called renesmee
January 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“babyratu” in my day she was called renesmee
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say