I watch TV shows for escapism. If I want to watch white guys who are stupid and annoying and evil and have authority for no reason whatsoever besides the accident of birth, I will watch the goddamn news

in fact I think it would turn into one of those staff favorites that no matter how many times I try to shelve it, I come back ten minutes later and it's prominently faced out again (happens constantly with The Tragedy of Heterosexuality by @gentlemanjane.bsky.social haha)

not to do the "monetize your hobby" thing but if you made a children's book out of all these majestic pigeon paintings I would be very excited to carry it

forget feeding a medieval peasant doritos, show this is someone born after 2002

friend of mine who lives in anchorage posts moose photos, i knew they were as big as cars but we're talking huge SUV barely coming up to their shoulders, rack as wide as the car is long

virtually impossible as she would never let me leave if she thought i *wasn't* taking the carcass off her hands lol

i love getting older, our cousins' kids are the ones going on cousin walks now and my siblings' kids will be in 5-10 years. the circle of life.

then again the one year i decided we should substitute walks with "cousin shots" i received a permanent debilitating injury but hey, no regrets.

plenty of jews chiming in so just adding as an actual israeli not a fucking texan, you're a huge loser and should shut up forever 🤫

if i'm taking the turkey carcass from my own mother's house bc otherwise it will end up in the trash, is it changing ownership? is my mother's turkey my turkey, is the trash turkey anyone's turkey??? pls tell me how to lift the curse i need my post-holiday turkey tortilla soup

*root beer

The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs

grand nagus karl marx had the lobes for proletarian revolution

sign me UP

ahhhhh i was thinking of trying it, figuring i could maybe hold my nose and tough it out but this is not reassuring me