Timothy Nook
@deezballz.bsky.social
Pay your fees or lose your knees
Nikolai is going to be pissed and he's going to blame Musk for this
March 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Nikolai is going to be pissed and he's going to blame Musk for this
Imagine training your whole life hoping you'd be like Rambo, only to find out that your job is to stop Jose from crossing the fence
March 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Imagine training your whole life hoping you'd be like Rambo, only to find out that your job is to stop Jose from crossing the fence
Man I still remember when the plot is just " an evil guy with an army of spooky scary skeletons is trying to collect all four of the golden weapons so an old tea enthusiast sends his four students to get them before the other guy does
March 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Man I still remember when the plot is just " an evil guy with an army of spooky scary skeletons is trying to collect all four of the golden weapons so an old tea enthusiast sends his four students to get them before the other guy does
What's more believable
1. Musk made a bunch of robots that looked too much like people
Or
2. Musk replaced himself with a robot, but that robot is severely outdated and has been malfunctioning for years
1. Musk made a bunch of robots that looked too much like people
Or
2. Musk replaced himself with a robot, but that robot is severely outdated and has been malfunctioning for years
March 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What's more believable
1. Musk made a bunch of robots that looked too much like people
Or
2. Musk replaced himself with a robot, but that robot is severely outdated and has been malfunctioning for years
1. Musk made a bunch of robots that looked too much like people
Or
2. Musk replaced himself with a robot, but that robot is severely outdated and has been malfunctioning for years
They don't have a target group, just a target quota
March 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
They don't have a target group, just a target quota
I'd like to see her try and behold me at my special time, at her own risk of course
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'd like to see her try and behold me at my special time, at her own risk of course
Bernie's an actual living proof that dinosaurs exist, and even his mind is more reliable than Trump's
March 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Bernie's an actual living proof that dinosaurs exist, and even his mind is more reliable than Trump's
I mean, if you can get detained even as a native American, then nobody is truly safe. Even the loyalists were shocked that this is happening to them lmao
March 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I mean, if you can get detained even as a native American, then nobody is truly safe. Even the loyalists were shocked that this is happening to them lmao
Ain't that the truth
March 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ain't that the truth
Aww, and you didn't even sell me tickets to watch the show 😭
March 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Aww, and you didn't even sell me tickets to watch the show 😭
Knowing Superman, he'd at least save the workers who are trapped there, and I don't mean trapped in a burning building
March 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Knowing Superman, he'd at least save the workers who are trapped there, and I don't mean trapped in a burning building
Step one: find a parked Tesla
Step two: make yourself comfortable, get a chair, some snacks, whatever you need
Step three: just sit back and watch the fireworks, someone will come and do the thing
Step two: make yourself comfortable, get a chair, some snacks, whatever you need
Step three: just sit back and watch the fireworks, someone will come and do the thing
March 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Step one: find a parked Tesla
Step two: make yourself comfortable, get a chair, some snacks, whatever you need
Step three: just sit back and watch the fireworks, someone will come and do the thing
Step two: make yourself comfortable, get a chair, some snacks, whatever you need
Step three: just sit back and watch the fireworks, someone will come and do the thing
They'd do it if Trump asked nicely, but we all know that's not gonna happen
March 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They'd do it if Trump asked nicely, but we all know that's not gonna happen
Life is truly short, as they say. It's all just three simple steps before it's over
March 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Life is truly short, as they say. It's all just three simple steps before it's over
Germaphobe? With the way he eats? I don't believe you
March 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Germaphobe? With the way he eats? I don't believe you
Ignorance is truly bliss, I guess. The guy doesn't look at anything that sours his mood, even if he should
March 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ignorance is truly bliss, I guess. The guy doesn't look at anything that sours his mood, even if he should
Hope that investment was worth the negative growth. The same thing should happen to every single other company with his name on
March 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hope that investment was worth the negative growth. The same thing should happen to every single other company with his name on
Still waiting for the part where Elon looked at his profits and say "oh no I'm losing way more money than I do regularly" and actually panic
March 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Still waiting for the part where Elon looked at his profits and say "oh no I'm losing way more money than I do regularly" and actually panic
Ok, don't get too excited
March 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ok, don't get too excited
I wouldn't touch him if I wanted to eat with my hands
March 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I wouldn't touch him if I wanted to eat with my hands
Karl, put Dispenser here
March 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Karl, put Dispenser here