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Just a deer who needs to sit down sometimes
@definately.bsky.social
generating personal user data since birth year
How AI is going so far:

Clippy's back, bitches, and this time it looks like HE'S writing a letter.
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Now that law and order are in complete and utter free fall, I think I've decided it's okay to just put a little squiggle when they ask for my signature at the grocery store.
February 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I guess @nytimes.com does their charts in MS Paint now
February 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The news is what happens when the impulse to make your friend try the disgusting food you just ate is unwaveringly pursued to its logical conclusion
January 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Obviously the real government waste is the money spent determining not enough money was being spent.
January 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social is right that attention is not a moral faculty but I think he misses an important implication of this. It's not just that we attend to whatever blares loudest, good or bad, but also that there's nothing morally valuable about attending to the things "most deserving" of it.
January 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"We never thought they would steal the data *we* stole," sobbed the leaders of the Companies Stealing People's Data Party.

#leopardseatingpeoplesfacesparty
January 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nature will castigate those who don't masticate

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_...
Horace Fletcher - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Most people mostly do things they mostly know they're mostly good at it. Perfectionism is how the mind shuts down the desire to do something else.
January 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
2 reminders:
1) The news is not the world.

2) Being informed about all the awfulness in the world is not possible and, even if it were, it would not make anything better. Watching something happen cannot stop it from happening.

Go do something.
January 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's 2025 and the NYT editorial leadership still seems to believe the two ideologies in this country are possible-fascism and civil-opposition-to-possible-fascism.
"The editing became extremely intrusive. It was very much toning down of my voice, toning down of the feel, and a lot of pressure for what I considered false equivalence.” And, increasingly, attempts “to dictate the subject.” - @pkrugman.bsky.social
Paul Krugman on Leaving the New York Times
The paper wanted to take away his newsletter or make him write less frequently, he says.
www.cjr.org
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Until further notice I declare a public moratorium on all recommendations of the book Middlemarch.
January 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
One of the surprising simplicities of the world as we find it is that the human race may be neatly divided into two groups: people who are humanists and people who have an ongoing awareness of what human beings are like
January 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Call me old-fashioned but I think things were better back when CEOs had their nervous breakdowns in private instead of live on a podcast
January 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Obviously Tom Holland's alphabet is none of my business but getting engaged to Zendaya is extremely gay
January 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
an asylum for decayed merchants
January 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
strangely deliver'd by Pyrates
January 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The conservative definition of heroism is being scared to go outside without a gun
December 30, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Can Maintenance Phase please cover rolfing @michaelhobbes.bsky.social? I have several questions.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolfing...
Rolfing - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 8, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Unspecialized stomachs?? By ruminant standards you can go fuck yourself, Wikipedia
December 5, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Meg has been seeing Scott for like a month but she won't introduce him cause his antler velvet is looking hella raggedy and he refuses to scrape it off.
December 3, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Nothing says "healthy democracy" like Steve Kornacki using a big touch screen to report on "Movers and Shakers" of the Westminster Dog Show
December 1, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Personally I found Wicked's use of animal cleansing as a background plot point pretty disturbing. Maybe cast some actual animals as leads next time? (I know Ariana tries to pass for deer but she isn't one)
December 1, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Theophile Gautier serving 1830s realness
November 30, 2024 at 2:28 AM