Definitely Kerri B
@definitelykerri.bsky.social
Letting the shiny new app distract me from the collapse of society (again)
Also this account is anti racist, believes in punching nazis, and TERFs can catch hands too
Also this account is anti racist, believes in punching nazis, and TERFs can catch hands too
New Year’s resolution will be to be meaner to people I work with. Sick of this bullshit of trying to help and it turning into a whole fucking thing and rework. In 2026 I am saying no, go suck a egg more
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
New Year’s resolution will be to be meaner to people I work with. Sick of this bullshit of trying to help and it turning into a whole fucking thing and rework. In 2026 I am saying no, go suck a egg more
Getting way too invested in the #NationalDogShow after like 3 sips of wine just like the pilgrims envisioned. #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Getting way too invested in the #NationalDogShow after like 3 sips of wine just like the pilgrims envisioned. #HappyThanksgiving
Why did I have to tell multiple adults not to form a line in the middle of the road?
There’s one entrance, where do you think the cars are coming from?
There’s one entrance, where do you think the cars are coming from?
September 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why did I have to tell multiple adults not to form a line in the middle of the road?
There’s one entrance, where do you think the cars are coming from?
There’s one entrance, where do you think the cars are coming from?
I should have been the last person to get forced back into the office because I’m telling people (on mute) to kill themselves before the two week check in and forgetting other people are in the office who can hear it. Oh well, this is the culture you wanted right?
September 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I should have been the last person to get forced back into the office because I’m telling people (on mute) to kill themselves before the two week check in and forgetting other people are in the office who can hear it. Oh well, this is the culture you wanted right?
Never am I happier to be child free than at a baby shower
September 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Never am I happier to be child free than at a baby shower
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Not really sure how to handle everything besides making #art.
The black and red color scheme is intentional. I wanted to show solidarity to the various women and marginalized communities who continue to fight this bullshit, and the power we still have.
#resist #artsky #politicalart #illustration
The black and red color scheme is intentional. I wanted to show solidarity to the various women and marginalized communities who continue to fight this bullshit, and the power we still have.
#resist #artsky #politicalart #illustration
July 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not really sure how to handle everything besides making #art.
The black and red color scheme is intentional. I wanted to show solidarity to the various women and marginalized communities who continue to fight this bullshit, and the power we still have.
#resist #artsky #politicalart #illustration
The black and red color scheme is intentional. I wanted to show solidarity to the various women and marginalized communities who continue to fight this bullshit, and the power we still have.
#resist #artsky #politicalart #illustration
Arrested Development is always relevant. Going to see the anniversary screening of Revenge of the Sith!
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Arrested Development is always relevant. Going to see the anniversary screening of Revenge of the Sith!
Asked a man to explain a bigger teams excel file during a meeting because I genuinely don’t get which tab/info I needed to enter. So satisfying to see him also struggle to figure out this file and finally say I will get back to you on that.
April 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Asked a man to explain a bigger teams excel file during a meeting because I genuinely don’t get which tab/info I needed to enter. So satisfying to see him also struggle to figure out this file and finally say I will get back to you on that.
When I light this candle and drink coffee this is who I feel like
February 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
When I light this candle and drink coffee this is who I feel like
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Coming into work the day after layoff announcement and everything feels solemn. And morbidly I did a lap to see who still here
January 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Coming into work the day after layoff announcement and everything feels solemn. And morbidly I did a lap to see who still here
My mom said she was going to surprise birthday party for an 80 year old and I was like are you sure a surprise party is the right move
January 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My mom said she was going to surprise birthday party for an 80 year old and I was like are you sure a surprise party is the right move
Devastated by the Dorinda murder on #TheTraitors she is the hostess with the mostess
January 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Devastated by the Dorinda murder on #TheTraitors she is the hostess with the mostess
Mr. Steal your Man
January 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Mr. Steal your Man
Not doing great today. Woke up feeling sick, and when I made toast so I could take cold medicine I got jam in my clean hair.
January 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Not doing great today. Woke up feeling sick, and when I made toast so I could take cold medicine I got jam in my clean hair.
A storm to end 2024 and welcome in 2025 feels very appropriate
January 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A storm to end 2024 and welcome in 2025 feels very appropriate
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NEW: Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds…
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December 19, 2024 at 12:00 PM
NEW: Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position. ⤵️
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spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
December 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
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Sprightly Stars Illuminate ‘Christmas Tree Cluster’|NASA|
December 18, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Sprightly Stars Illuminate ‘Christmas Tree Cluster’|NASA|
Posting a fit check because I am actually cute af #holidaypartyattire
December 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Posting a fit check because I am actually cute af #holidaypartyattire
I finally did the thing where I actually used my ripe bananas to make bread and muffins
December 8, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I finally did the thing where I actually used my ripe bananas to make bread and muffins
Coming into Bluesky hot, but I need to let my truth be known.
#NightmarebeforeChristmas is a trash movie. It’s a waste of a Catherine O’Hara and the music is garbage. It’s not worth anyone making it their personality.
#NightmarebeforeChristmas is a trash movie. It’s a waste of a Catherine O’Hara and the music is garbage. It’s not worth anyone making it their personality.
December 6, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Coming into Bluesky hot, but I need to let my truth be known.
#NightmarebeforeChristmas is a trash movie. It’s a waste of a Catherine O’Hara and the music is garbage. It’s not worth anyone making it their personality.
#NightmarebeforeChristmas is a trash movie. It’s a waste of a Catherine O’Hara and the music is garbage. It’s not worth anyone making it their personality.
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It is Tuesday again and Donald Trump is still an extremely grave threat to national security
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 PM
It is Tuesday again and Donald Trump is still an extremely grave threat to national security