Diana Helmuth
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Diana Helmuth
@definitelynotlost.bsky.social
Award winning author: “How to Suffer Outside” and “The Witching Year.” Words @SlackjawHumor @Pajiba @LongReads @OutdoorLife. Producer @Da7eandNeil. New here. Louder on TikTok.
Very excited to see the first Samhain issue from Inglenook Lit. If you are craving to read - or write - surreal, witchy, divine, gutting, dreamy, magical stories, please check them out. Sasha Bailyn is tending a wonderful hearth here for witch and witch-adjacent writers. They are taking submissions.
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My cat doesn’t even know who Trump is
April 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
(I also, of course, humbly suggest this for any book lover on your holiday shopping list. It's on Amazon, if it's not at your local bookstore).
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I realize we’re close to Christmas, but as I try to build my following here, I’d like to gift three of these hardcovers from my own personal stash.

Leave a comment here, telling me about your favorite library or library memory. I’ll use an RNG to pick winners <3
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Or the Horse Library in Ethiopia, where librarians saddle up crates of books on literal horses to deliver them to kids who live nomadically in the hills.

There was a civil war in Ethiopia from 2020-2022.

They didn't stop.

(The below is Legesse Janfa, a librarian with Ethiopia Reads).
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Some of these libraries restored my faith in humanity, like the one run by Jose Alberto Gutierrez, a man in Bogota who made his neighborhood's first library out of books he found (and cleaned) while on his day job: collecting garbage.
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
There’s something so tantalizing about the idea of a rack of knowledge just sitting out there, that only a rare few souls have accessed. It’s a bibliophile's dream to come upon such a place.

The Sakya Monastery in Tibet contains books that are thousands of years old, but have never been translated
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Some were easy to find; mysterious, but historically significant, like the Vatican Secret Archives.

Others had me hunting for info on people who, I realized, didn't want to be found (or couldn't be, such Bruno Shröder, who died before he could name an heir to his, ah, "eccentric" home library)
December 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I do not have an additional joke.
December 12, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I would like to genuinely applaud all serious news outlets for their impartial coverage of this historic event.
December 5, 2024 at 12:44 AM