Emily "Ugfuglio" Dickenson
@defnotalien.bsky.social
lance bass space camp alum
divine hag of the ashes
stealing hearts, ripping farts
obama’s midwestern freshwater dealer
divine hag of the ashes
stealing hearts, ripping farts
obama’s midwestern freshwater dealer
what is pluribus about and will my mom get it (it stars Jack from Young & the Restless)
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
what is pluribus about and will my mom get it (it stars Jack from Young & the Restless)
HOW DARE YOU KISS MY FUCKIN MUM #wentworth
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
HOW DARE YOU KISS MY FUCKIN MUM #wentworth
hide ur eyes if u didn't do wordle yet SPOILER
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
hide ur eyes if u didn't do wordle yet SPOILER
forgot a fucking parenthesis
September 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
forgot a fucking parenthesis
this is what im here for #alienearth
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
this is what im here for #alienearth
What the fuck are we doing here, Apple News?!
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
What the fuck are we doing here, Apple News?!
thinking of leaving the internet for a while
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
thinking of leaving the internet for a while
watching the expanse for the first time and i think I’m weak because she’s probably an evil capitalist but also milf
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
watching the expanse for the first time and i think I’m weak because she’s probably an evil capitalist but also milf
literally WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!1?
September 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
literally WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!1?
blue to non-blue ratio eff u
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
blue to non-blue ratio eff u
September 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I’m pretty sure I have purchased Battlestar Galactica in its entirety at least 5 times over from Amazon. You are now asking me to pay AGAIN for season two. Fuck you Bezos. 🏴☠️ Tell my isp to suck it. So say we all.
August 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’m pretty sure I have purchased Battlestar Galactica in its entirety at least 5 times over from Amazon. You are now asking me to pay AGAIN for season two. Fuck you Bezos. 🏴☠️ Tell my isp to suck it. So say we all.
inside of you there are two sim players
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
inside of you there are two sim players
just had a flashback to 9th grade me hiding my hands beneath my jacket hanging inside of my locker, desperately and blindly trying to open a sinus advil's silver corner so i can make it through my afternoon classes... nope nothing to see here
March 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
just had a flashback to 9th grade me hiding my hands beneath my jacket hanging inside of my locker, desperately and blindly trying to open a sinus advil's silver corner so i can make it through my afternoon classes... nope nothing to see here
oh so you literally "scrolled for ages?"
February 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
oh so you literally "scrolled for ages?"
check harder
February 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
check harder
chevy chase out here looking like someone’s ugly racist grandma
January 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
chevy chase out here looking like someone’s ugly racist grandma
lol did you copy and paste over and over?
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
lol did you copy and paste over and over?
Are you a boomer? You literally are blaming millennials in your posts over and over.
January 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Are you a boomer? You literally are blaming millennials in your posts over and over.
hitler had a busy first day; here’s what you missed
January 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
hitler had a busy first day; here’s what you missed
They need to stop dressing the grandson like Chris-Chan though.
January 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
They need to stop dressing the grandson like Chris-Chan though.
I AM TODD BONZALEZ
December 21, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I AM TODD BONZALEZ