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Reminder that LLM (AI) is shit now and will only get shitter as it hoovers up more and more bullshit -

ChatGPT said -

No — port 953 is not privileged.

On Unix/Linux, “privileged ports” are ports below 1024.

Port 953 is above 1024, so any user can bind to it.
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Could get eaten by an army of squirrels too.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
A good example of AI rot is it's ignorance that things change over time. Ask it about the tech specs of the Nintendo Switch 2 and it talks as if its still not launched.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Today I disassembled my pico project and spotted this lovely instruction -

100005c2: f842 1023 str.w r1, [r2, r3, lsl #2]

It's bonkers.

It takes 1 clock cycle to execute.
September 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@profaliceroberts.bsky.social thank you for an interesting and fascinating night at Birmingham Symphony Hall tonight. Was like seeing a Dan Brown story revealed before us. Definitely getting your book though - not so sure about his ;)
September 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you can fold it and it doesn't crack - it's not toast.
July 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
AI is learning from AI results ... It's a gathering ball of shit...

AI Overview
Several Yorkshire towns end in the letter "y". These include Bradford, Ilkley, Hebden Bridge, Haworth, and Whitby. Other cities, though not exclusively towns, also end in "y", including York and Sheffield.
June 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Why do so many (java) Enterprise APIs (payment gateways) validate the JSON payload BEFORE checking authorization (usually done just in HTTP headers - basic auth...)
Anyone can throw a heap of JSON at you and you are parsing it BEFORE rejecting them as not allowed....

Never heard of DOS attacks?
May 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Why aren't SSD prices coming down ? Still over 500quid for 8TB. I want to stop using spinney disks!
May 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This new feature on the BBC weather site is great. I'm going to make Friday sunny if no one else objects ?
March 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Spent far too long looking at online menu photos of Pizzas yesterday. I find them as fulfilling as photos of cats.

But I can eat pizza.
January 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Reposted
I doubt any Troll here who’s trying to smear ⁦Keir Starmer about decade-old events will be interested to read these pages from my book about his record prosecuting rape gangs. But he’s done more to bring them to justice than Farage, Yaxley-Lennon - or Musk -will ever do.
January 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What is this new hell ? When you get this from your car insurance reset password link you know it's time to jump ship...
January 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Broadsword calling Danny boy - over.
December 20, 2024 at 4:11 PM
All I can think of when reading about this is - 18 million!

How does this cost 18 million ?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sheffield's delayed Dutch-style roundabout finally opens
The new layout of the roundabout at West Bar in Sheffield prioritises pedestrians and cyclists.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Am I wrong to be so excited that the new #wallaceandgromit film is 79minutes long ?
November 21, 2024 at 2:50 PM
First post!
www.youtube.com/shorts/F1_tA...

Ideas (and code) for more animations are very welcome.
3 Snakes enter, one snake leaves
YouTube video by Andrew Porter
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:17 PM