DeftCrankshaft
@deftcrankshaft.bsky.social
Managed to get a shitty Biden dig in there though.
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Managed to get a shitty Biden dig in there though.
Evergreen headline
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Evergreen headline
Trump telling MAGA to f*ck itself and that he's doing whatever David Sacks wants.
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Trump telling MAGA to f*ck itself and that he's doing whatever David Sacks wants.
There’s more plastic in these faces than the Pacific garbage patch.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There’s more plastic in these faces than the Pacific garbage patch.
Even if it was Tom, IT WAS STILL MURDER.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Even if it was Tom, IT WAS STILL MURDER.
Waitwaitwaitwait...."attach our nation's Capitol"?! When did MAGA begin thinking of Jan 6 as anything other than a "day of peaceful protest"?
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Waitwaitwaitwait...."attach our nation's Capitol"?! When did MAGA begin thinking of Jan 6 as anything other than a "day of peaceful protest"?
Is there a reason they should be celebrating him?
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Is there a reason they should be celebrating him?
Welker is great at asking questions that have already been asked by other more qualified journalists, as if she is unearthing new information.
BREAKING: Shit you’ve already heard.
BREAKING: Shit you’ve already heard.
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Welker is great at asking questions that have already been asked by other more qualified journalists, as if she is unearthing new information.
BREAKING: Shit you’ve already heard.
BREAKING: Shit you’ve already heard.
They look like they’re in a Talking Heads music video
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They look like they’re in a Talking Heads music video
Did Mugatu write this post?
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Did Mugatu write this post?
You’re right, Trump is famously able to ‘read the room’ and know when he’s overstayed his welcome. I’m sure he’ll show himself out.
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You’re right, Trump is famously able to ‘read the room’ and know when he’s overstayed his welcome. I’m sure he’ll show himself out.
The lower these numbers go, the more certain I am we’re never having a free and fair election again.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The lower these numbers go, the more certain I am we’re never having a free and fair election again.
So why did it take you so fucking long to endorse him, Hakeem?
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So why did it take you so fucking long to endorse him, Hakeem?
UNCUH JAAAAHHHHMMS
October 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
UNCUH JAAAAHHHHMMS
Every clip I see of Tara leaves me deeply unimpressed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Every clip I see of Tara leaves me deeply unimpressed.
Saw the thumbnail and legit thought this was @taylorlorenz.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Saw the thumbnail and legit thought this was @taylorlorenz.bsky.social
What an absolute horsesh*t “story”. Axios doing legwork for the DCCC.
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
What an absolute horsesh*t “story”. Axios doing legwork for the DCCC.
If Trump can have a third term then Zohran can be president.
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If Trump can have a third term then Zohran can be president.
Petition the next President to officially change it to ‘the Boondogle’
October 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Petition the next President to officially change it to ‘the Boondogle’
Some please for the love of god make up a person and ask Trump on camera why he pardoned them and then just watch him pontificate and twist in the wind.
October 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Some please for the love of god make up a person and ask Trump on camera why he pardoned them and then just watch him pontificate and twist in the wind.
Online people are severely overestimating the 'give a shit' rating of this when it comes to the average voter in America.
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Online people are severely overestimating the 'give a shit' rating of this when it comes to the average voter in America.
Repurpose it as something Trump would be personally revolted by, like a homeless shelter or a children’s hospital.
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Repurpose it as something Trump would be personally revolted by, like a homeless shelter or a children’s hospital.
She can start by throwing all of her political weight behind Graham Platner.
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
She can start by throwing all of her political weight behind Graham Platner.
Conservatives are just liberals with no conscience.
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Conservatives are just liberals with no conscience.