Degen.Boyfriend
@degenboyfriend.bsky.social
This page is a live post journal of shit my degenerate boyfriend says
My fifties are gonna be real weird. I think I'm gonna get into smooth jazz.
March 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My fifties are gonna be real weird. I think I'm gonna get into smooth jazz.
"No one's getting hurt, everyone's getting dick. That makes me happy."
- Degen Girlfriend
- Degen Girlfriend
February 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"No one's getting hurt, everyone's getting dick. That makes me happy."
- Degen Girlfriend
- Degen Girlfriend
"This little thing says 72 hours but I bet I can eat it in under 4 minutes."
February 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"This little thing says 72 hours but I bet I can eat it in under 4 minutes."
Me: I can smell Fernet on your burp breath from here
Him: Hell yeah
Him: Hell yeah
January 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me: I can smell Fernet on your burp breath from here
Him: Hell yeah
Him: Hell yeah
"What was even the point of that? Just sitting there eating eggs. You didn't even try."
January 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"What was even the point of that? Just sitting there eating eggs. You didn't even try."
Me, watching him try to tie a bow on his hoodie drawstrings, and failing: You can drive me home, huh?
Him: Shut the fuck up *gives up and laughs*
Him: Shut the fuck up *gives up and laughs*
January 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Me, watching him try to tie a bow on his hoodie drawstrings, and failing: You can drive me home, huh?
Him: Shut the fuck up *gives up and laughs*
Him: Shut the fuck up *gives up and laughs*
So technically, yes, I've cum in a Pringles can.
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
So technically, yes, I've cum in a Pringles can.
I don't give a fuck who finds my internet history after I'm dead. Publish it on a whiteboard next to my casket.
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I don't give a fuck who finds my internet history after I'm dead. Publish it on a whiteboard next to my casket.
*sniffing his gumbo scented fingers*
It's just so tasty. My hands smell like garlic and onions and I'm happy about it.
It's just so tasty. My hands smell like garlic and onions and I'm happy about it.
January 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
*sniffing his gumbo scented fingers*
It's just so tasty. My hands smell like garlic and onions and I'm happy about it.
It's just so tasty. My hands smell like garlic and onions and I'm happy about it.
"How many times have you turned a Gatorade bottle into a bong?"
January 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"How many times have you turned a Gatorade bottle into a bong?"
Drunk AF in front of Twelve Mile: I'm back, baby.
January 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Drunk AF in front of Twelve Mile: I'm back, baby.
"Welcome back to my stomach, Malort.
What?
I missed him. He's my best friend."
What?
I missed him. He's my best friend."
January 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Welcome back to my stomach, Malort.
What?
I missed him. He's my best friend."
What?
I missed him. He's my best friend."
Explaining his prior fascination with vape shops and cloud competitions:
"This was CULTURE."
"This was CULTURE."
January 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Explaining his prior fascination with vape shops and cloud competitions:
"This was CULTURE."
"This was CULTURE."
Grabbing a bag of dog treats: I'm going to get so fucking high right now.
December 28, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Grabbing a bag of dog treats: I'm going to get so fucking high right now.
In response to, "Did you just fart on me?"
"Fuck yeah"
"Fuck yeah"
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 AM
In response to, "Did you just fart on me?"
"Fuck yeah"
"Fuck yeah"
"If you ever feel unmotivated, remember there's a crackhead out there hustling harder for forty bucks than you are."
December 23, 2024 at 5:45 AM
"If you ever feel unmotivated, remember there's a crackhead out there hustling harder for forty bucks than you are."