There’s a handful of people in the us with my surname and they’re all descended from this one guy Thomas who went over on one of the early boats but my grandad did a dna test with them and we’re not related so who tf was Thomas taking our name???

My surname’s so rare that if we ever hear of a person with our surname, we instantly blow up the family group chat like “who tf is this?? Long lost cousin??”

I would actually unsubscribe

I haven’t changed the calendar on my wall in ages so technically it’s still August in my room

Only one way to find out

It was a video about drinking water, what were they supposed to do, NOT mention that water can become piss??? Diva, that’s just science

I live in a hard water area so tap water is ass. I can only drink it with squash added

Because like, they can now. It’s a thing they could do. They said they wouldn’t but they love lying so I give it 6 months

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I love abortion # laxatives

They’d never…. lie to us? Right?

What happy post hiatus clips would you add at the end here? Imagine this with the timings matching up better and filters and maybe the lyrics as text over it. The movie reel transitions and border effect will stop as the chorus hits but idk what to replace them with yet. Something brighter

As you shouldn’t. Me however……..

The shame…………….

I am so unbelievably ashamed to say I missed this on my first watch and only realised when I saw people talking about it on tumblr. My phannie senses have failed me

No cheese should ever be on gingerbread and no blue cheese should ever be anywhere