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When a news article uses an AI-generated photograph with the headline for a prompt: "Hollywood director found guilty of scamming Netflix out of $11m"
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When a news article uses an AI-generated photograph with the headline for a prompt: "Hollywood director found guilty of scamming Netflix out of $11m"
POV: you missed your Eurostar and have 2h to kill at a Belgian pub until the next one.
But you also forgot that a “pint” in Belgium pretty much means a bucket of beer.
But you also forgot that a “pint” in Belgium pretty much means a bucket of beer.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
POV: you missed your Eurostar and have 2h to kill at a Belgian pub until the next one.
But you also forgot that a “pint” in Belgium pretty much means a bucket of beer.
But you also forgot that a “pint” in Belgium pretty much means a bucket of beer.
"UK government set to make support for asylum seekers ‘discretionary’"
In its usual waffling non-committal style, the Guardian alludes to the real figures behind Starmers' latest attempt to cater to racists:
In its usual waffling non-committal style, the Guardian alludes to the real figures behind Starmers' latest attempt to cater to racists:
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"UK government set to make support for asylum seekers ‘discretionary’"
In its usual waffling non-committal style, the Guardian alludes to the real figures behind Starmers' latest attempt to cater to racists:
In its usual waffling non-committal style, the Guardian alludes to the real figures behind Starmers' latest attempt to cater to racists:
If you’ve always dreamt of going glamping in kabukicho, and complementing your glamping session with a chocolate fountain, do I have the love hotel for you…
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you’ve always dreamt of going glamping in kabukicho, and complementing your glamping session with a chocolate fountain, do I have the love hotel for you…
Anyone wants to Letsu Beer Great?
Yours if you come pick up in central Tokyo
Yours if you come pick up in central Tokyo
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Anyone wants to Letsu Beer Great?
Yours if you come pick up in central Tokyo
Yours if you come pick up in central Tokyo
Having coffee with the only non-problematic political icon of the 90s.
November 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Having coffee with the only non-problematic political icon of the 90s.
Maybe should have skipped this morning shower.
Drilling successful, might need deeper screws.
In other news, how can it be so difficult to find a Home Center *anywhere* inside the Yamanote?!?
Drilling successful, might need deeper screws.
In other news, how can it be so difficult to find a Home Center *anywhere* inside the Yamanote?!?
October 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Maybe should have skipped this morning shower.
Drilling successful, might need deeper screws.
In other news, how can it be so difficult to find a Home Center *anywhere* inside the Yamanote?!?
Drilling successful, might need deeper screws.
In other news, how can it be so difficult to find a Home Center *anywhere* inside the Yamanote?!?
Like a Rorschach test for people with a filthy mind… 😂
October 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Like a Rorschach test for people with a filthy mind… 😂
Any #tokyo peeps ever used an equipment rental service? (do they even exist?)
Kinda need a heavy duty wall scanner thingie (see previous posts), and not quite ready to drop 10万 for a one-time thing.
Kinda need a heavy duty wall scanner thingie (see previous posts), and not quite ready to drop 10万 for a one-time thing.
October 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Any #tokyo peeps ever used an equipment rental service? (do they even exist?)
Kinda need a heavy duty wall scanner thingie (see previous posts), and not quite ready to drop 10万 for a one-time thing.
Kinda need a heavy duty wall scanner thingie (see previous posts), and not quite ready to drop 10万 for a one-time thing.
On a scale of 1 to Water Disaster, how brilliant is my idea to drill through the concrete ceiling of my flat, to place an expanding threaded insert…? 🤔
Surely there can't be too many of these electric cables buried in there 😁
Surely there can't be too many of these electric cables buried in there 😁
October 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
On a scale of 1 to Water Disaster, how brilliant is my idea to drill through the concrete ceiling of my flat, to place an expanding threaded insert…? 🤔
Surely there can't be too many of these electric cables buried in there 😁
Surely there can't be too many of these electric cables buried in there 😁
Not enough people talking about how hard endometriosis is on men…
October 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Not enough people talking about how hard endometriosis is on men…
I can tell Winter is approaching by the amount of time I spend with a cat draped over my arm while trying to work…
September 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I can tell Winter is approaching by the amount of time I spend with a cat draped over my arm while trying to work…
September 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Showing up for a late-night performance at the RAH and discovering you have the entire loggia box to yourself: 😍
Being joined at the very last minute by a frazzled old geezer: 🫤
Said geezer, within 30s of sitting and completely unprompted, loudly voicing support for Reform UK: 🤢
Being joined at the very last minute by a frazzled old geezer: 🫤
Said geezer, within 30s of sitting and completely unprompted, loudly voicing support for Reform UK: 🤢
September 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Showing up for a late-night performance at the RAH and discovering you have the entire loggia box to yourself: 😍
Being joined at the very last minute by a frazzled old geezer: 🫤
Said geezer, within 30s of sitting and completely unprompted, loudly voicing support for Reform UK: 🤢
Being joined at the very last minute by a frazzled old geezer: 🫤
Said geezer, within 30s of sitting and completely unprompted, loudly voicing support for Reform UK: 🤢
Elderly gent on the tube this morning, dressed in a suit, busy putting together a mid-size flag featuring a Union Jack over a plain red background…
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Elderly gent on the tube this morning, dressed in a suit, busy putting together a mid-size flag featuring a Union Jack over a plain red background…
August 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sure, sex is great… But have you ever tried being right against Apple's spellcheck?
August 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Sure, sex is great… But have you ever tried being right against Apple's spellcheck?
Because nothings screams "Midnight Dinner" vibe, like an exclusive "invite-only" NY place…
#thanksIHateIt
#thanksIHateIt
August 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Because nothings screams "Midnight Dinner" vibe, like an exclusive "invite-only" NY place…
#thanksIHateIt
#thanksIHateIt
Even if I tried, I don't think I could find a better illustration of why the web has become the shitty dystopian cesspool that it is nowadays.
August 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Even if I tried, I don't think I could find a better illustration of why the web has become the shitty dystopian cesspool that it is nowadays.
August 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM