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dejaxvu.bsky.social
@dejaxvu.bsky.social
I’m just here for the jokes, that’s it!
D{M}V transplant ; NC Native - mom - wife - baddie - 1920
I really got married and changed my last name, wow. I’m just a girl
April 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Refinanced my mortgage and got a new Dyson vacuum
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Why the FUCK did he turn around and run away with the goddamn POSTER CHILD FOR LUMON
March 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“High protein dessert” and it’s Greek yogurt
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Anyone with a le creuset set? I’m just trying to see if it’s worth it
March 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pray for your fellow fed worker. We going through it honey.
February 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Whoever suggested Paradise on Hulu… 🤝🏾
February 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Coming on here after 9pm is a different world
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a face .
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This meeting at 8:45 interrupting me doing my silk press. This is what they’re trying to take from me!
February 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Bought an electric griddle from Target to hold my house over during this kitchen renovation. Got home and the damn thermostat thing was missing. I returned it and bought another one from Amazon. Target will never get the chance to treat me like im a piece of shit ever again ….
February 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
$300 for a RUG!!!! It just lay there!
February 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Has anyone actually survived a kitchen renovation?????
February 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My husband caught me after my post workout shower, ended up having to take another post workout shower
February 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You mfs had chocolate naan this whole time and ain’t say NOTHIN!! This is the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten
February 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There isn’t anything much scarier than waking up thinking you got a few minutes to yourself to look over and your infant is silently staring deep into your soul
February 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Beyoncé tickets in my phone no Beyoncé tickets in your phone 🐎
February 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They forgot to change the rest of the simulation cause this was all supposed to happen if Kamala won the election
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
And boy was i hootin and hollerin!!
Every so often I remember Kendrick gonna call this man a pedo on live national tv and I get to smiling to myself 😊
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hearing YAYA in person and hitting a mean jerk and twist would make this year so much more bearable
February 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
To the hussy who is putting smiley faces on the cups of coffee my man orders for pick-up ..…you keep making the hell outta these good ass blonde vanilla lattes!
January 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I judge my mood based off how many times I listen to the Blond album. I’m on my 4th play through and this signifies a depression is near
January 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I just want some plain leggings!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t need the butt scrunch thing please!!!
January 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It’s hilarious the details men seem to find important. My husband (who avg about 33.33% remembering to take the trash to the end of the road) looked at me today and told me I’m putting the trash bags in the can wrong. I’m putting them in “inside out” he says…when tf trash bags have right side?
January 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
💜
January 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I can’t stand that big back orange bitch
January 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM