banner
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer
@delahowarya.bsky.social
410 followers 270 following 2.1K posts
Hates my favourite hockey team, loves rock n roll & wrasslin'
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · Nov 15
For no reason here’s my video of Willy’s TV timeout ritual. Enjoy
14
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2h
F bombing on network tv is fun!
1 4
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2h
Interior decorating by Dexter.
1 1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2h
ALCS bound. Go Jays!
1 4
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 3h
Eeeeeaasy inning
a young man wearing a black shirt that says plymouth free elementary high school
ALT: a young man wearing a black shirt that says plymouth free elementary high school
media.tenor.com
1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 3h
1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 4h
Atta boy Mo!
1 2
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 4h
Matthews limps to the bench. Awesome.
2
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 5h
Jarnkrok heart and souler!
1 3
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 5h
Watching the Leafs
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 6h
To be fair, every team seems to do it. To be biased, the Leafs suck at it.
1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 6h
That shortie made for an easy decision.
3
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 6h
Jebus! Give up the shortie in game 1. Mint.
1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 6h
Totaldude is on!
1 1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 6h
Boobies McMelons with the tit ..…I mean tip
2
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 6h
Booby McCans!
3
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 6h
Almost time. Let the hurt commence.
2
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 7h
With this team, I am already.
1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 8h
The Leafs and I have been married so long that she makes me cat shit sandwiches and I let her.
1 3
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 1d
My 5 Leafs season predictions:
1.We’re gonna suck ass this season and barely get the last wildcard spot
2. Stolie or Matthews get felled with a major injury
3. Berube’s coaching comes into question.
4. Cowan gets sent down after playing the rookie max of 9 games.
5. Nylander has a heater season.
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 1d
I too have questions. Which way do you sit/squat? Facing the wall? Do you side straddle? Do you king sit looking over the empire of the bathroom?
3
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2d
two men are sitting in a car and one of them is looking at the camera .
ALT: two men are sitting in a car and one of them is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2d
It’s law, bro.
1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2d
As a porkchop myself, I can attest that the wooden spoon or a strap were the choice disciplinary tools for any Portuguese age bracket.
1 1
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2d
Yep!
delahowarya.bsky.social
Pike Malmateer @delahowarya.bsky.social · 2d
They’ll both be Golden Knights then.
1 1