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EMBARRASSING.
I just told my old trainer at the gym that I liked his haircut. He didn’t answer me and I was very confused.
As I’m leaving Brad says, “hey did you see Tyler and his TWIN BROTHER?”
🤦♀️🫢😳
I just told my old trainer at the gym that I liked his haircut. He didn’t answer me and I was very confused.
As I’m leaving Brad says, “hey did you see Tyler and his TWIN BROTHER?”
🤦♀️🫢😳
March 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
EMBARRASSING.
I just told my old trainer at the gym that I liked his haircut. He didn’t answer me and I was very confused.
As I’m leaving Brad says, “hey did you see Tyler and his TWIN BROTHER?”
🤦♀️🫢😳
I just told my old trainer at the gym that I liked his haircut. He didn’t answer me and I was very confused.
As I’m leaving Brad says, “hey did you see Tyler and his TWIN BROTHER?”
🤦♀️🫢😳
There are two kinds of people: those who clear the microwave timer and those who don’t.
They marry each other.
They marry each other.
February 27, 2024 at 12:44 AM
There are two kinds of people: those who clear the microwave timer and those who don’t.
They marry each other.
They marry each other.
My glo-up is taking entirely too long. I’m feeling like reverting to lounge pants, a là 2020.
February 27, 2024 at 12:24 AM
My glo-up is taking entirely too long. I’m feeling like reverting to lounge pants, a là 2020.
Target’s apparel section is looking like Julia Stiles Saved The Last Dance and brought her Delia’s catalog.
February 13, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Target’s apparel section is looking like Julia Stiles Saved The Last Dance and brought her Delia’s catalog.