If you come to London to eat Japanese food for some reason, I will take you.
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If you come to London to eat Japanese food for some reason, I will take you.
The chef was so stout he distorted the picture in front of him lol.
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The chef was so stout he distorted the picture in front of him lol.
Chronic wasting disease. Gotta burn the yard now.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Chronic wasting disease. Gotta burn the yard now.
To no one in particular: I want to be clear I was using a VPN before this all happened.
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 PM
To no one in particular: I want to be clear I was using a VPN before this all happened.
A king Midas for our age.
January 29, 2026 at 2:17 PM
A king Midas for our age.
Do you Krystalize all of your meals?
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Do you Krystalize all of your meals?
Aha! So you know of our little 'problem'. I will never double ash yam rations for those troublesome idiot lizards.
I've heard tell of your exploits. If you clear the mine, I have a new set of workers waiting on the docks and you will be well compensated. Not in starchy tubers I might add. Goodbye.
I've heard tell of your exploits. If you clear the mine, I have a new set of workers waiting on the docks and you will be well compensated. Not in starchy tubers I might add. Goodbye.
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Aha! So you know of our little 'problem'. I will never double ash yam rations for those troublesome idiot lizards.
I've heard tell of your exploits. If you clear the mine, I have a new set of workers waiting on the docks and you will be well compensated. Not in starchy tubers I might add. Goodbye.
I've heard tell of your exploits. If you clear the mine, I have a new set of workers waiting on the docks and you will be well compensated. Not in starchy tubers I might add. Goodbye.
Speak quickly, I have matters of great import to attend to.
January 28, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Speak quickly, I have matters of great import to attend to.
It's basically always this
January 26, 2026 at 7:01 PM
It's basically always this
Will be watching this space.
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Will be watching this space.
He developed FailAids after contracting HIV (Hateful Imbecile values)
January 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
He developed FailAids after contracting HIV (Hateful Imbecile values)