Emilie
@delicatepear.bsky.social
I appreciate a good charcuterie board.
usually rambling about the WTA 🎾
usually rambling about the WTA 🎾
🏆 🦅📯🇨🇿🥰
Congratulations to Muchova on finally collecting a big trophy
Congratulations to Muchova on finally collecting a big trophy
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 PM
🏆 🦅📯🇨🇿🥰
Congratulations to Muchova on finally collecting a big trophy
Congratulations to Muchova on finally collecting a big trophy
insane face card btw.
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
insane face card btw.
my girl really did it 😭 she got her big title 🥹
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
my girl really did it 😭 she got her big title 🥹
MUCHOVA DID IT 😭😭😭😭😭🫶🏻
February 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
MUCHOVA DID IT 😭😭😭😭😭🫶🏻
the universe may have given me Mboko vs Andreeva twice so far, but it is *not* doing a good job at helping out my western grip sisters early in the season 🕊️
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
the universe may have given me Mboko vs Andreeva twice so far, but it is *not* doing a good job at helping out my western grip sisters early in the season 🕊️
missing all those break points and then getting broken
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
missing all those break points and then getting broken
I am struggling to keep up with the AO this year/am playing catch up, but it must be said: you may not like her stances on most stuff (I don’t) & she may have perfected the art of the own goal over the last year, but damn, one cannot deny Sabalenka is good at tennis.
she is inevitable.
she is inevitable.
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I am struggling to keep up with the AO this year/am playing catch up, but it must be said: you may not like her stances on most stuff (I don’t) & she may have perfected the art of the own goal over the last year, but damn, one cannot deny Sabalenka is good at tennis.
she is inevitable.
she is inevitable.
watching Learner during that tiebreak 🥰
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 AM
watching Learner during that tiebreak 🥰
godspeed to our sweet Czech angel ✌🏻
January 25, 2026 at 3:35 AM
godspeed to our sweet Czech angel ✌🏻
what I missed WTA wise on Day ?!? of the AO ☀️🦘:
✅Naomi withdraws🤕, Inglis dream run goes on
✅Iga dishes out 2 🥖,but is also served one
✅Wang & Mertens help eliminate all Czechs on this side of the draw🕊️
✅Rybakina & Anisimova are dialled in & in form
✅Keys vs Pegula R4🤩
✅self-awareness is important🥰
✅Naomi withdraws🤕, Inglis dream run goes on
✅Iga dishes out 2 🥖,but is also served one
✅Wang & Mertens help eliminate all Czechs on this side of the draw🕊️
✅Rybakina & Anisimova are dialled in & in form
✅Keys vs Pegula R4🤩
✅self-awareness is important🥰
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 PM
what I missed WTA wise on Day ?!? of the AO ☀️🦘:
✅Naomi withdraws🤕, Inglis dream run goes on
✅Iga dishes out 2 🥖,but is also served one
✅Wang & Mertens help eliminate all Czechs on this side of the draw🕊️
✅Rybakina & Anisimova are dialled in & in form
✅Keys vs Pegula R4🤩
✅self-awareness is important🥰
✅Naomi withdraws🤕, Inglis dream run goes on
✅Iga dishes out 2 🥖,but is also served one
✅Wang & Mertens help eliminate all Czechs on this side of the draw🕊️
✅Rybakina & Anisimova are dialled in & in form
✅Keys vs Pegula R4🤩
✅self-awareness is important🥰
how it feels waking up this past week and seeing some of Iga’s scorelines
🎢
🎢
January 24, 2026 at 12:15 PM
how it feels waking up this past week and seeing some of Iga’s scorelines
🎢
🎢
every other scroll shows me some new WTA nonsense (complimentary) from Day 5
“if I serve an ace, I have to plead to your grace?” lmao.
“if I serve an ace, I have to plead to your grace?” lmao.
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
every other scroll shows me some new WTA nonsense (complimentary) from Day 5
“if I serve an ace, I have to plead to your grace?” lmao.
“if I serve an ace, I have to plead to your grace?” lmao.
okay I lied. one more update for Day 5 because this attempt to make the ball by Bouzkova and the reaction across the net is just too beautiful not to post.
thank you Day 5 for giving us cinema ✨
thank you Day 5 for giving us cinema ✨
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 PM
okay I lied. one more update for Day 5 because this attempt to make the ball by Bouzkova and the reaction across the net is just too beautiful not to post.
thank you Day 5 for giving us cinema ✨
thank you Day 5 for giving us cinema ✨
catching up on WTA AO🇦🇺🦘Day 2 stuff I missed overnight:
✅Parks to R2 despite a set 1 bagel by Eala
✅Muchova in, but Barbie K out🥺🕊️
✅the children👼 (MA, VM, IJ) all into R2
✅Navarro💸 out
✅Li wins 3 set epic vs Osorio
✅Swiatek to R2 after a tussle with Yuan…& her new ON skirt🥴
vid: Vescilla (Reddit)
✅Parks to R2 despite a set 1 bagel by Eala
✅Muchova in, but Barbie K out🥺🕊️
✅the children👼 (MA, VM, IJ) all into R2
✅Navarro💸 out
✅Li wins 3 set epic vs Osorio
✅Swiatek to R2 after a tussle with Yuan…& her new ON skirt🥴
vid: Vescilla (Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:43 PM
catching up on WTA AO🇦🇺🦘Day 2 stuff I missed overnight:
✅Parks to R2 despite a set 1 bagel by Eala
✅Muchova in, but Barbie K out🥺🕊️
✅the children👼 (MA, VM, IJ) all into R2
✅Navarro💸 out
✅Li wins 3 set epic vs Osorio
✅Swiatek to R2 after a tussle with Yuan…& her new ON skirt🥴
vid: Vescilla (Reddit)
✅Parks to R2 despite a set 1 bagel by Eala
✅Muchova in, but Barbie K out🥺🕊️
✅the children👼 (MA, VM, IJ) all into R2
✅Navarro💸 out
✅Li wins 3 set epic vs Osorio
✅Swiatek to R2 after a tussle with Yuan…& her new ON skirt🥴
vid: Vescilla (Reddit)
she may have lost, but joanna garland, you are a star 😭
January 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
she may have lost, but joanna garland, you are a star 😭
Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams is easily the best audiobook I listened to this year, hands down. 10/10, highly recommend
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams is easily the best audiobook I listened to this year, hands down. 10/10, highly recommend
about a month after this post, someone found it and replied upset that I pointed out the amount of people I had seen walking barefoot in Australia 🥲
December 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
about a month after this post, someone found it and replied upset that I pointed out the amount of people I had seen walking barefoot in Australia 🥲
Heated Rivalry is one the best things my canadian taxes have funded 😭
this week’s usage of t.A.T.u’s All the Things She Said and Harrison’s cover of it, combined with the way the scene was filmed, gave 80s/90s/00s music video excellence. absolute fucking cinema 👌🏻
open.spotify.com/track/2ihHDb...
this week’s usage of t.A.T.u’s All the Things She Said and Harrison’s cover of it, combined with the way the scene was filmed, gave 80s/90s/00s music video excellence. absolute fucking cinema 👌🏻
open.spotify.com/track/2ihHDb...
December 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Heated Rivalry is one the best things my canadian taxes have funded 😭
this week’s usage of t.A.T.u’s All the Things She Said and Harrison’s cover of it, combined with the way the scene was filmed, gave 80s/90s/00s music video excellence. absolute fucking cinema 👌🏻
open.spotify.com/track/2ihHDb...
this week’s usage of t.A.T.u’s All the Things She Said and Harrison’s cover of it, combined with the way the scene was filmed, gave 80s/90s/00s music video excellence. absolute fucking cinema 👌🏻
open.spotify.com/track/2ihHDb...
Trump, the man who has a department of war, receiving a “peace” prize from…*checks notes* FIFA.
throw away 2025, I’ve had enough.
throw away 2025, I’ve had enough.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Trump, the man who has a department of war, receiving a “peace” prize from…*checks notes* FIFA.
throw away 2025, I’ve had enough.
throw away 2025, I’ve had enough.
ahem
(Madi’s AO run was also great)
(Madi’s AO run was also great)
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ahem
(Madi’s AO run was also great)
(Madi’s AO run was also great)
well, the 2025 WTA season has come to an end so I am putting out my main wants for 2026 (in no particular order of importance):
-Rybakina vs Gauff
-Mboko vs Andreeva
-return of Iga’s 🧱 aura
-my western grip sisters to get a handle on their serves & forehands, so they can have a full A game season
-Rybakina vs Gauff
-Mboko vs Andreeva
-return of Iga’s 🧱 aura
-my western grip sisters to get a handle on their serves & forehands, so they can have a full A game season
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
well, the 2025 WTA season has come to an end so I am putting out my main wants for 2026 (in no particular order of importance):
-Rybakina vs Gauff
-Mboko vs Andreeva
-return of Iga’s 🧱 aura
-my western grip sisters to get a handle on their serves & forehands, so they can have a full A game season
-Rybakina vs Gauff
-Mboko vs Andreeva
-return of Iga’s 🧱 aura
-my western grip sisters to get a handle on their serves & forehands, so they can have a full A game season
saw this last night but was vibing with the baseball. but the baseball is done now so…
Marta sucks for this. these women train hard/gain muscle over the years, this is a shit thing to say.
(but I’m not surprised, she’s liked some Candice Owens transphobic shit on IG in the past). anyway. stay mad.
Marta sucks for this. these women train hard/gain muscle over the years, this is a shit thing to say.
(but I’m not surprised, she’s liked some Candice Owens transphobic shit on IG in the past). anyway. stay mad.
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
saw this last night but was vibing with the baseball. but the baseball is done now so…
Marta sucks for this. these women train hard/gain muscle over the years, this is a shit thing to say.
(but I’m not surprised, she’s liked some Candice Owens transphobic shit on IG in the past). anyway. stay mad.
Marta sucks for this. these women train hard/gain muscle over the years, this is a shit thing to say.
(but I’m not surprised, she’s liked some Candice Owens transphobic shit on IG in the past). anyway. stay mad.
the blue jays beat the yankees
congratulations to all, but mostly generational yankees hater Vladdy Guerrero Jr
congratulations to all, but mostly generational yankees hater Vladdy Guerrero Jr
October 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the blue jays beat the yankees
congratulations to all, but mostly generational yankees hater Vladdy Guerrero Jr
congratulations to all, but mostly generational yankees hater Vladdy Guerrero Jr