Delirivm
@delixrivm.bsky.social
40s, UK. Turns out I like metal, video games, books, tattoos, drinking, useless banter.
At times too old for this shit, otherwise not.
At times too old for this shit, otherwise not.
Bloody proper feline behaviour 😻
January 26, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Bloody proper feline behaviour 😻
Not at all. You encrypted it already, I know it x
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Not at all. You encrypted it already, I know it x
Yes, you can call it a boop. 🧩
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, you can call it a boop. 🧩
You never disappoint xx
January 26, 2026 at 7:11 PM
You never disappoint xx
Can’t possibly approve with more enthusiasm xx
a block of kerrygold pure irish butter being opened
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January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Can’t possibly approve with more enthusiasm xx
Happens to the best of us. Proof of urgency though, which should always be appreciated x
January 26, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Happens to the best of us. Proof of urgency though, which should always be appreciated x
I am, there’s no doubt around that. And you are too.
January 26, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I am, there’s no doubt around that. And you are too.
Can’t agree more. The irresistible bit too.
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Can’t agree more. The irresistible bit too.
Sounds like Mercury and Venus dance together all the time.
January 25, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Sounds like Mercury and Venus dance together all the time.
I know. You lot are wrong.
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I know. You lot are wrong.
Ah better, it’s king. Come over and pay up xx
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Ah better, it’s king. Come over and pay up xx
The fruit spread is just jam, because it is.
Your “jam”, is also just jam.
Your “jam”, is also just jam.
January 24, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The fruit spread is just jam, because it is.
Your “jam”, is also just jam.
Your “jam”, is also just jam.
Always a coward I am 🙃
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January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Always a coward I am 🙃
Oh it definitely is jelly, more than happy to fight over this. Let’s have it.
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January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Oh it definitely is jelly, more than happy to fight over this. Let’s have it.
It’s jelly btw, not jello 🙃
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It’s jelly btw, not jello 🙃
And yet, the cue happens to be in not the US, but UK 🤣🤣
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January 24, 2026 at 11:06 PM
And yet, the cue happens to be in not the US, but UK 🤣🤣
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