im the skinnest person to be on the biggest loser :(
May 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
im the skinnest person to be on the biggest loser :(
everyone’s like “vampire weekend is a bunch of posh assholes” “they’re just ivy league jerks”
me personally though, i think they’re all bops
me personally though, i think they’re all bops
March 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
everyone’s like “vampire weekend is a bunch of posh assholes” “they’re just ivy league jerks”
me personally though, i think they’re all bops
me personally though, i think they’re all bops
when are they adding tweet drafts i have some thoughts that should not be posted !!
March 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
when are they adding tweet drafts i have some thoughts that should not be posted !!
idk how to explain it, but ed sheeran is irish american in a way
March 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
idk how to explain it, but ed sheeran is irish american in a way
southie? they should start calling it roofie! that place sucks!!
March 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
southie? they should start calling it roofie! that place sucks!!
[referring to katy perry’s music] oh i love kpop
March 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
[referring to katy perry’s music] oh i love kpop
the absence of the word “stuns” in this tweet is so loud
February 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the absence of the word “stuns” in this tweet is so loud
i took the sex and the city personality quiz and i got new york(?)
February 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
i took the sex and the city personality quiz and i got new york(?)
currently reading: if you give a rat an ass
February 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
currently reading: if you give a rat an ass
why was six queening out?
because 7 ateeeeeeeee
because 7 ateeeeeeeee
February 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
why was six queening out?
because 7 ateeeeeeeee
because 7 ateeeeeeeee
Day 3 of brainmaxxing and im already starting to remember names
Sitting on the t thinking “melissa, no..maritza, no….michelle! Obama”
Sitting on the t thinking “melissa, no..maritza, no….michelle! Obama”
February 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Day 3 of brainmaxxing and im already starting to remember names
Sitting on the t thinking “melissa, no..maritza, no….michelle! Obama”
Sitting on the t thinking “melissa, no..maritza, no….michelle! Obama”
Tbh the grammys are so lame like i wont even care if charli doesnt win brat of the year or whatever
February 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tbh the grammys are so lame like i wont even care if charli doesnt win brat of the year or whatever
Went to the club last night and when the clock struck midnight i yelled “happy black history month” and no one cared(?)
Literally without bhm we wouldnt have pride(????) show some respect(?????)
Literally without bhm we wouldnt have pride(????) show some respect(?????)
February 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Went to the club last night and when the clock struck midnight i yelled “happy black history month” and no one cared(?)
Literally without bhm we wouldnt have pride(????) show some respect(?????)
Literally without bhm we wouldnt have pride(????) show some respect(?????)
They need to put drake in mariokart
January 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
They need to put drake in mariokart
We’re so close to having white and black panthers
January 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
We’re so close to having white and black panthers
Why does this man have a linkedin
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Why does this man have a linkedin
I dont necessarily believe anyone should have to work on mlk day but i do think it should be illegql for white ppl to treat the sunday before like a second saturday night. Dr king did not get murdered by the fbi for you to be hungover on a monday
January 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I dont necessarily believe anyone should have to work on mlk day but i do think it should be illegql for white ppl to treat the sunday before like a second saturday night. Dr king did not get murdered by the fbi for you to be hungover on a monday
As long as im still under the threshold for grand theft, would target take any serious measures to punish me if i declared i was actively stealing like a chapstick or a pack of gum
January 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
As long as im still under the threshold for grand theft, would target take any serious measures to punish me if i declared i was actively stealing like a chapstick or a pack of gum
Oh no it’s fine i just didnt expect the new social media app to be chinese
January 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh no it’s fine i just didnt expect the new social media app to be chinese
december is christian pride month in a way
December 7, 2024 at 5:48 AM
december is christian pride month in a way