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Delph
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Delph @delphthemenace.bsky.social · Nov 30
Hey, I'm Delph. I post a lot of World of Warcraft content, memes, a wide variety of interests (birds, puzzles, games, architecture, woodworking, bits, etc), and once in a blue moon when the stars align, I'll get enough executive function to post a drawing. Occasionally NSFW, follow at ur own peril.
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pepurika.bsky.social
i showed you my hole, why dont u read my comic,
January 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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akuparagames.bsky.social
Amps: ON. Volume: UP. Music: LOUD. 🎙️🔊

From one punk rocker to another, congrats to @dcellgames.com and @playstack.com on the release of UNBEATABLE 🤘‼️

Gordy and Beat - a jam session for the ages 🎶🎸
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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portergauge.bsky.social
New headcanon: Lorna doesn't wear the rose in her hair anymore because she gave it to a certain Queen who just gained one in her Hearthstone portrait
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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localcelebrity.bsky.social
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK

twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
PBS is Punk Distressed Tee
Official licensed merchandise. ‘PBS’ and the ‘PBS logo’ are trademarks of the Public Broadcasting Service and are used with permission. All rights reserved. PRE-ORDER INFO: This is a pre-order item, a...
twocrowcollective.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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yungst3n.bsky.social
it works?? it just works.
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
I'm back at it again (getting mad at Craigslist posts that call things 'butcherblock' that aren't actual butcherblock)
July 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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pepurika.bsky.social
SQUISH
July 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
I truly believe that all house search websites like Zillow should have the ability to post a comment on the houses; if you're not gonna let me afford a house at least let me dunk on them
July 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
Something I have a great deal of love for that I like telling people about is Librivox! It's a nonprofit organization that is all about creating audiobooks of public domain works!

librivox.org

Do note however, the app of the same name is not actually associated with the nonprofit
July 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
Obsessed with "18 inches of seat but you'll only need the edge"
garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · Jun 21
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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bluetravelchannel.bsky.social
Japanese snow fairy bird 🇯🇵 😃
May 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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violainebriat.bsky.social
ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT FOR THE KICKSTARTER!
back it if you'd like a printed copy of these silly comics : tinyurl.com/rodneyrrodney
May 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
UwU
April 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
Guess who bought a set of nautical lamps for $200 an hour before this post
February 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
Finally a house I can afford
February 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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sarahtaber.bsky.social
Telling my grandkids we climb light poles when the Eagles win in honor of the New Deal, electrification, & most importantly the Philadelphia Eagles #GOBIRDS 🦅🦅🦅
joycechaplin.bsky.social Joyce Chaplin @joycechaplin.bsky.social · Feb 9
The Philadelphia Eagles were named, in 1933, to honor Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s National Recovery Administration, part of the New Deal—the NRA’s Blue Eagle stood for protection of labor and federal oversight of the U.S. economy (pic: Library of Congress)
February 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
There is nothing more demoralizing than making fresh food for you cats just to have them be like "what is this, organic chicken? Where's my processed kibble u bitch?"
February 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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yungst3n.bsky.social
it's coooold
a digital painting of a lighthouse in greys and dark blues. the island the lighthouse is on is covered in snow, and flurries spiral in the air around it.
January 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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iraprince.bsky.social
gotta get my most important autobio comic posted over here
pencil sketch comic of me and my wife. i'm a scrunkly looking genderless dyke with glasses and a bleached sidecut; my wife is a gorgeous, gender-is-none-of-your-business dyke with shoulder-length hair and freckles. this comic has many little labels and footnotes applied to each drawing, which i'll do my best to insert at readable points in this description lol. top half of the page: my wife (arrow-labeled "my beautiful wife" is leaning against a counter, smoking a joint. i (arrow-labeled "me, guy who has watched 4 total pro wrestling matches in my whole life and 3 of them were today") am stanced up, yelling excitedly at him. ME: no so like the undertaker's finisher is cra-- (it's called the tombstone) -- it's crazy ME: BECAUSE ME: he like puts the guy's head between his l-- his thighs, his thighs, like THIS i'm standing with my legs apart, and there's a dotted line indicating the shape of a head between my thighs, labeled "THE OTHER GUY'S HEAD, IF I WAS THE UNDERTAKER*" *i am not the undertaker. i am a 30 y/o homosexual cartoonist from ohio my beautiful wife, arrow-labeled "this is my wife (he looks like this)", looks on fondly, humming "uh huh." with another dotted imaginary head clutched in one hand, i bark, ME: YEAH so like he gets the other guy's head -- to finish him MY WIFE: yeah. ME: and puts it between his legs and -- body goes THAT way, out. and then FLIPS, em, bam, like that here there is a tiny doodle of me badly demonstrating the tombstone on an imaginary victim. their imaginary head is labeled "THE OTHER GUY'S HEAD (I'M THE UNDERTAKER)* *in this simulation" my wife is still standing at the counter, and i am crouched on the floor as i continue yammering. ME: so it's like-- well his thighs are here so it's like HE'S the tombstone, you know, ME: and the. the other guy is dead ME: OH also -- my wife begins making his way over to me, a tiny smile on his face, as i make a corpse-like gesture with my arms. ME: YEAH also he grabs their arms like this and crosses 'em ME: and he holds 'em like that, down, right, for the pin, it's so cool, ME: so it's the tombstone -- my wife, hovering over me, silently passes me the joint. ME: oh thank you ME: it's his finisher the tombstone my wife (labeled "that's my husband") leans in and grabs my jaw. i (labeled "i get to also be her husband") become flustered. ME: oh ME: hey lol MY WIFE: hey lol everything zooms out, the background falls away, and my wife kisses me. the comic is signed 2023, ira prince valls, with a tiny symbol combining the lesbian double venus and trans symbols.
December 11, 2024 at 2:17 PM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
Me: oooh bird! What a good bird! So round! Look at him! What a great bird! The European Robin! What nice colors. I wonder what their range is, are they in Portugal? I should find out if I'm planning on going to Portugal. Very nicely rendered bird. So round
Me, ten minutes later: OH! There's a sKULL!
massiveface.bsky.social Massiveface @massiveface.bsky.social · Nov 29
Xmas cards with this little guy are available at MassivefaceArt.com
Order before Royal Mail stop trying.
December 4, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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pepurika.bsky.social
Hey read my webcomic TIGER, TIGER for monster lesbians ✨
www.tigertigercomic.com/tiger-tiger/...
October 18, 2024 at 7:18 PM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
Hey, I'm Delph. I post a lot of World of Warcraft content, memes, a wide variety of interests (birds, puzzles, games, architecture, woodworking, bits, etc), and once in a blue moon when the stars align, I'll get enough executive function to post a drawing. Occasionally NSFW, follow at ur own peril.
November 30, 2024 at 9:12 AM
delphthemenace.bsky.social
In memorandum of my twitter being deleted here are some of my favorite tweets I've made
November 28, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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alamodegames.bsky.social
Sorry We're Closed is OUT NOW!!!

Our story-driven survival-horror game!

You play as Michelle, a young woman trying to escape the clutches of a demon desperate for love!

Please share/leave a review! We're a small team! Every bit helps💖!

youtu.be/iOloSjEkpqk

store.steampowered.com/app/1796580/...
Sorry We're Closed - Available Now!
YouTube video by à la mode games
youtu.be
November 14, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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pepurika.bsky.social
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LOOK AT THIS CONEROACH PRAGUE RACE COMIC OH MY GOD I had forgotten this completely
November 10, 2024 at 10:16 AM