delyse.bsky.social
@delyse.bsky.social
I like dinosaurs, ocean liners and whatever fandom has it's hands around my throat - currently that is Hazbin Hotel.
I'm way too close to this one, but I will say that maybe if Jim just accepted that he was making a cartoon and actually leaned into that shit properly then he could save a couple bucks!
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Sleeper Agent Twiggie!

Just gotta slowly work on them, nudge 'em a little into being better...
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Reposted
#hazbinhotel #cherrisnake #sirpentious #cherribomb
CHAPTER 2/END

in which pentious feels like a monster, until cherri disabuses him of this notion (and no, of course they don't talk about it)

archiveofourown.org/works/776060...
kiss with a fist - Chapter 2 - lilithqueen - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 AM
If 40mins at 180°, why not 2 minutes 3600°?
January 15, 2026 at 5:36 AM
It's the ambition and determination!

At least *I* set a kitchen on fire at an unreasonable hour with a full roast.

My brother managed it at 6pm with custard, my grandad with bacon, but my mother takes the crown with 10am and boiled eggs!
January 15, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Having flashbacks to the one time I set the oven on fire at 2am making yorkshire pud.

(4 x 120 hour weeks, I really wanted roast lamb and yorkies, muffin tin had been stolen and we only had a madeleine tin and I really REALLY wanted yorkies)
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 AM
...thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

Yeah, ok, I'm old 🫠
January 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I'm so excited! Always here for angst!
January 14, 2026 at 12:29 AM