Marmota Maniacalis
@demented-marmot.bsky.social
(you can call me Jay) He/Him - an American expat living in Amsterdam. Gaymer, Sci-Fi, foodie, and wine lover. 🏳️🌈 ☮️ 🔞 Free 🍉
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*me telling a friend some gossip*
Friend: Fuck me dead, and bury me pregnant, you're kidding!
Me: O.o, that was quite the choice of a phrase.
Friend: Fuck me dead, and bury me pregnant, you're kidding!
Me: O.o, that was quite the choice of a phrase.
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
*me telling a friend some gossip*
Friend: Fuck me dead, and bury me pregnant, you're kidding!
Me: O.o, that was quite the choice of a phrase.
Friend: Fuck me dead, and bury me pregnant, you're kidding!
Me: O.o, that was quite the choice of a phrase.
I'm happy my friends are hosting Christmas Eve/Day, but my OCD is making me plan so many steps over the next 2 days to be ready; it's giving me a headache
December 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm happy my friends are hosting Christmas Eve/Day, but my OCD is making me plan so many steps over the next 2 days to be ready; it's giving me a headache
A friend is hosting Christmas Eve, and another friend is hosting Christmas Day, so I only need to worry about Boxing Day dinner. I've got a ham, but I'm having a tough time deciding on side dishes. Happy for suggestions!
December 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A friend is hosting Christmas Eve, and another friend is hosting Christmas Day, so I only need to worry about Boxing Day dinner. I've got a ham, but I'm having a tough time deciding on side dishes. Happy for suggestions!
I have some Blistex Ultra Lip Balm with SPF 50. It might be good for sun protection, but it does fuck all for chapped lips. Time to bust out the Carmex.
December 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have some Blistex Ultra Lip Balm with SPF 50. It might be good for sun protection, but it does fuck all for chapped lips. Time to bust out the Carmex.
I made shrimp piccata and a wilted spinach salad for dinner, and it was SOO good! Now, can I muster the energy to clean up the kitchen and finish laundry? 🤔🤷♂️
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I made shrimp piccata and a wilted spinach salad for dinner, and it was SOO good! Now, can I muster the energy to clean up the kitchen and finish laundry? 🤔🤷♂️
Happy Winter Solstice/Yule to my fellow Pagans!
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy Winter Solstice/Yule to my fellow Pagans!
I survived the last full week of work before Xmas, but I'm not entirely sure it left me with the energy to celebrate the holidays. These are the times I wish I still did coke...
December 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I survived the last full week of work before Xmas, but I'm not entirely sure it left me with the energy to celebrate the holidays. These are the times I wish I still did coke...
Finished my Xmas shopping, which means I need to wrap presents. To say I'm bad at gift wrapping is a massive understatement. 🫤
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Finished my Xmas shopping, which means I need to wrap presents. To say I'm bad at gift wrapping is a massive understatement. 🫤
Scheduling a meeting at 8 am should be considered cruel and unusual punishment
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Scheduling a meeting at 8 am should be considered cruel and unusual punishment
It was a good year here on Bsky - thanks for tolerating me. 😄 www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
demented-marmot.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out demented-marmot.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
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December 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It was a good year here on Bsky - thanks for tolerating me. 😄 www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
I wasn't expecting a white christmas, but it would have been nice...
It will turn colder from Saturday but no white Christmas ahead www.dutchnews.nl?p=261251
It will turn colder from Saturday but no white Christmas ahead
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December 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I wasn't expecting a white christmas, but it would have been nice...
Friend: Today was an interesting day
Me: Fun kind of interesting or OMGWTF kind of interesting?
Friend: Definitely the latter...
Me: Fun kind of interesting or OMGWTF kind of interesting?
Friend: Definitely the latter...
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Friend: Today was an interesting day
Me: Fun kind of interesting or OMGWTF kind of interesting?
Friend: Definitely the latter...
Me: Fun kind of interesting or OMGWTF kind of interesting?
Friend: Definitely the latter...
I went into the office for the last time this year, and it felt good to leave knowing I don't need to be there for the rest of 2025.
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I went into the office for the last time this year, and it felt good to leave knowing I don't need to be there for the rest of 2025.
Last week before the holidays, and I still need to get a haircut (booked for Thursday @cutsandcurlsams.bsky.social ), finish Xmas shopping, and order a ham for Xmas dinner. I think that's it...🤔
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Last week before the holidays, and I still need to get a haircut (booked for Thursday @cutsandcurlsams.bsky.social ), finish Xmas shopping, and order a ham for Xmas dinner. I think that's it...🤔
Very sad - my heart goes out to the family. www.joemygod.com/2025/12/rob-...
Rob Reiner's Son Arrested In Murder Of His Parents - Joe.My.God.
TMZ reports: Rob and Michele Reiner’s son Nick has been arrested and is being held on $4 million bail, TMZ has learned. The 32-year-old is in the custody of the Los Angeles Police Department as of Mon...
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December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Very sad - my heart goes out to the family. www.joemygod.com/2025/12/rob-...
Andy Williams was an awful person, but as a kid, my mom played his Christmas album every year, so purely for nostalgia, I have to listen to it at least once during the holidays.
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Andy Williams was an awful person, but as a kid, my mom played his Christmas album every year, so purely for nostalgia, I have to listen to it at least once during the holidays.
I wish I could explain why, but a guy's hairy armpit is the sexiest thing to me...
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I wish I could explain why, but a guy's hairy armpit is the sexiest thing to me...
A crisp winter evening calls for a big pot of chili, methinks. 😋
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A crisp winter evening calls for a big pot of chili, methinks. 😋
I've really been trying to avoid Xmas music, but still...Somehow, I have "Jingle Bell Rock" stuck in my head.
a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and says why yy
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch and says why yy
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December 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I've really been trying to avoid Xmas music, but still...Somehow, I have "Jingle Bell Rock" stuck in my head.
Meetings that are canceled at the last minute are my favorite kind of meetings...
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Meetings that are canceled at the last minute are my favorite kind of meetings...
I know it's only Tuesday, but the weekend had better hurry the fuck up...
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I know it's only Tuesday, but the weekend had better hurry the fuck up...
Gout is a special kind of pain. If you ever wanna know what it would feel like if your foot was in a red-hot vice, try a bit of gout. 🫤
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Gout is a special kind of pain. If you ever wanna know what it would feel like if your foot was in a red-hot vice, try a bit of gout. 🫤
I'm ready for the holidays, not because I feel festive, but because a lot of people will be on vacation & work will be quiet for a couple of weeks.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I'm ready for the holidays, not because I feel festive, but because a lot of people will be on vacation & work will be quiet for a couple of weeks.
I like to spice things up at work by having a few glasses of wine (read: a bottle) before sending work emails in the evening...Then I get to see what kind of havoc I've wreaked when I wake up tomorrow. 🤭
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I like to spice things up at work by having a few glasses of wine (read: a bottle) before sending work emails in the evening...Then I get to see what kind of havoc I've wreaked when I wake up tomorrow. 🤭
Cute little Xmas market in Zurich I passed Tuesday night. Was on my way to dinner or I would have stopped for some gluewien 🙂
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Cute little Xmas market in Zurich I passed Tuesday night. Was on my way to dinner or I would have stopped for some gluewien 🙂