Demented_One_777
@dementedone777.bsky.social
Still alive out of pure spite. Est. 1985
Eating gnocchi is what I imaging eating boneless children's fingers would be like.
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Eating gnocchi is what I imaging eating boneless children's fingers would be like.
It feels kind of messed up to say this, but I watched my Mother accept her death.
She was on Hospice in her own home for 3 months. We were all very well aware of every step closer she got to dying.
It felt like I let go of her weeks before she died.
I am most definitely not ready for my Father.
She was on Hospice in her own home for 3 months. We were all very well aware of every step closer she got to dying.
It felt like I let go of her weeks before she died.
I am most definitely not ready for my Father.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It feels kind of messed up to say this, but I watched my Mother accept her death.
She was on Hospice in her own home for 3 months. We were all very well aware of every step closer she got to dying.
It felt like I let go of her weeks before she died.
I am most definitely not ready for my Father.
She was on Hospice in her own home for 3 months. We were all very well aware of every step closer she got to dying.
It felt like I let go of her weeks before she died.
I am most definitely not ready for my Father.
Cute Halloween Boba Tea Time
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Cute Halloween Boba Tea Time
One time in my high school gym class my gym teacher got the bright idea to have our class do a 'trust fall' exercise.
My school was extremely classist.
I opted to help clean up some gym equipment while I watched.
The class let the girl fall
I watched her head bounce off the ground.
My school was extremely classist.
I opted to help clean up some gym equipment while I watched.
The class let the girl fall
I watched her head bounce off the ground.
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One time in my high school gym class my gym teacher got the bright idea to have our class do a 'trust fall' exercise.
My school was extremely classist.
I opted to help clean up some gym equipment while I watched.
The class let the girl fall
I watched her head bounce off the ground.
My school was extremely classist.
I opted to help clean up some gym equipment while I watched.
The class let the girl fall
I watched her head bounce off the ground.
Just read someone describe Magnesium Citrate as 'the human safe version of Drano'
Accurate.
Accurate.
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just read someone describe Magnesium Citrate as 'the human safe version of Drano'
Accurate.
Accurate.
"You didn’t see that sitting there? What are you, fuckin' blind and fat?" - not my Dad probably.
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"You didn’t see that sitting there? What are you, fuckin' blind and fat?" - not my Dad probably.
Why is Mt. DEW soda neon
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why is Mt. DEW soda neon
Today is a bad pain day.
11 days until my infusion.
Time to start poppin' otc pain meds like jelly beans.
11 days until my infusion.
Time to start poppin' otc pain meds like jelly beans.
October 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Today is a bad pain day.
11 days until my infusion.
Time to start poppin' otc pain meds like jelly beans.
11 days until my infusion.
Time to start poppin' otc pain meds like jelly beans.
There is no greater moment of happiness than watching a dog run freely.
October 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
There is no greater moment of happiness than watching a dog run freely.
I'm my own greatest disappointment.
Congrats me.
Congrats me.
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm my own greatest disappointment.
Congrats me.
Congrats me.
Man I shouldn't try to do nice things when im tired. I totally fuck things up.
On my way home from work, which I left for at 5:30 this morning, I picked up subs I ordered for dinner.
And my husband ate most of mine.
On my way home from work, which I left for at 5:30 this morning, I picked up subs I ordered for dinner.
And my husband ate most of mine.
September 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Man I shouldn't try to do nice things when im tired. I totally fuck things up.
On my way home from work, which I left for at 5:30 this morning, I picked up subs I ordered for dinner.
And my husband ate most of mine.
On my way home from work, which I left for at 5:30 this morning, I picked up subs I ordered for dinner.
And my husband ate most of mine.
Why is the secret to yummy chinese food sauce 8 ingredients or more?
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why is the secret to yummy chinese food sauce 8 ingredients or more?
I made him promise when the time comes to let me go.
August 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I made him promise when the time comes to let me go.
It's funny that my generation isn't having kids...
Y'all know we made dead baby jokes as kids right?
Y'all know we made dead baby jokes as kids right?
August 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It's funny that my generation isn't having kids...
Y'all know we made dead baby jokes as kids right?
Y'all know we made dead baby jokes as kids right?
I think I finally broke.
The groceries came in today, as usual, and I got fresh lunch meat. Of course my dad wanted to make a sandwich.
So he busied himself with some sandwich construction, plops it on a plate, and heads to watch wheel of fortune. (Dad, a proud basic bitch)
The groceries came in today, as usual, and I got fresh lunch meat. Of course my dad wanted to make a sandwich.
So he busied himself with some sandwich construction, plops it on a plate, and heads to watch wheel of fortune. (Dad, a proud basic bitch)
August 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I think I finally broke.
The groceries came in today, as usual, and I got fresh lunch meat. Of course my dad wanted to make a sandwich.
So he busied himself with some sandwich construction, plops it on a plate, and heads to watch wheel of fortune. (Dad, a proud basic bitch)
The groceries came in today, as usual, and I got fresh lunch meat. Of course my dad wanted to make a sandwich.
So he busied himself with some sandwich construction, plops it on a plate, and heads to watch wheel of fortune. (Dad, a proud basic bitch)
I miss static on the TV
August 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I miss static on the TV
I hope the last time I close my eyes I do so feeling safe and loved.
Today has been a day.
I'm still tired.
Today has been a day.
I'm still tired.
August 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I hope the last time I close my eyes I do so feeling safe and loved.
Today has been a day.
I'm still tired.
Today has been a day.
I'm still tired.
A terrible part about someone you love dying is afterwards, after all the crying and yelling and funeral and tissues and everything...
They aren't there anymore.
And they never will be.
They aren't there anymore.
And they never will be.
August 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A terrible part about someone you love dying is afterwards, after all the crying and yelling and funeral and tissues and everything...
They aren't there anymore.
And they never will be.
They aren't there anymore.
And they never will be.
One of the worst/best things about having three dogs is the vomit.
I despise vomit. Everything about it makes me want to vomit.
The other day, one of my dogs vomited and walked away, and I pretended it wasn't there, and then the other dog ate the vomit and it really wasn't there.
I despise vomit. Everything about it makes me want to vomit.
The other day, one of my dogs vomited and walked away, and I pretended it wasn't there, and then the other dog ate the vomit and it really wasn't there.
August 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One of the worst/best things about having three dogs is the vomit.
I despise vomit. Everything about it makes me want to vomit.
The other day, one of my dogs vomited and walked away, and I pretended it wasn't there, and then the other dog ate the vomit and it really wasn't there.
I despise vomit. Everything about it makes me want to vomit.
The other day, one of my dogs vomited and walked away, and I pretended it wasn't there, and then the other dog ate the vomit and it really wasn't there.
Yesterday I stood outside on the porch in the early evening watching the dark clouds above swirling, the electifying flash of lightning and rumble thunder surrounded me. Taking slow deep breaths, I could smell the rain. If I had to be frozen In one moment for all time, I think I would be ok here.
July 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yesterday I stood outside on the porch in the early evening watching the dark clouds above swirling, the electifying flash of lightning and rumble thunder surrounded me. Taking slow deep breaths, I could smell the rain. If I had to be frozen In one moment for all time, I think I would be ok here.
When I die I want my body to be cut up into 18 different pieces, and make sure they never find my head.
July 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When I die I want my body to be cut up into 18 different pieces, and make sure they never find my head.
"You were only supposed to be napping,"
How you end that sentence changes so much.
How you end that sentence changes so much.
July 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"You were only supposed to be napping,"
How you end that sentence changes so much.
How you end that sentence changes so much.
If a person walked up to me and introduced themselves as 'Zest' I would die laughing.
July 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If a person walked up to me and introduced themselves as 'Zest' I would die laughing.
That poor woman.
June 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That poor woman.
One of my favorite moments in time is when an entire stadium of people sings a musician's lyrics back to them.
And not their top hit.
No.
I mean the hidden track that begins 18 minutes after the last song on the album ends.
The one they poured their heart and soul into.
That song.
And not their top hit.
No.
I mean the hidden track that begins 18 minutes after the last song on the album ends.
The one they poured their heart and soul into.
That song.
June 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
One of my favorite moments in time is when an entire stadium of people sings a musician's lyrics back to them.
And not their top hit.
No.
I mean the hidden track that begins 18 minutes after the last song on the album ends.
The one they poured their heart and soul into.
That song.
And not their top hit.
No.
I mean the hidden track that begins 18 minutes after the last song on the album ends.
The one they poured their heart and soul into.
That song.