Demi
@demi-13.bsky.social
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OCD but in the concerning way
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Demi
@demi-13.bsky.social
· Mar 15
Okay here is a thread of some things that my mom used to do for your determination of funny or horrific. (I can’t promise consistent posting bc I barely remember my childhood but I’ll do my best.)
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I am getting my @thelumineersmusic.bsky.social tattoo on November 1st. I am also seeing them again in June. So I’ll bring the proof! 🩷
Okay I doubt they saw this but they actually did play both of these songs so I am in a binding contract and must get the tattoo (I tried while I was there but the artist cancelled on me) @thelumineersmusic.bsky.social
@thelumineersmusic.bsky.social I will be at the Iron Blossom festival and if yall play Leader of the Landslide and Sleep on the Floor, I’ll get a dedicated Lumineers tattoo while I’m there. 🫶🏻
October 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am getting my @thelumineersmusic.bsky.social tattoo on November 1st. I am also seeing them again in June. So I’ll bring the proof! 🩷
Learned today that not everyone thinks about k*lling themselves at least once a day. Shocked, confused, and a little pissed.
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Learned today that not everyone thinks about k*lling themselves at least once a day. Shocked, confused, and a little pissed.
Thinking about when I played soccer in school my coach would always comment on how “out of shape” I was. I just thought I was fat. It took me til this year to realize it was bc whole time my mom was filling every house & car with a lot of cigarette smoke. I legit couldn’t breathe. Now I’m mad.
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Thinking about when I played soccer in school my coach would always comment on how “out of shape” I was. I just thought I was fat. It took me til this year to realize it was bc whole time my mom was filling every house & car with a lot of cigarette smoke. I legit couldn’t breathe. Now I’m mad.
One thing I love most about my husband is he never gets onto me about any mistake. I just broke a hole in our door and he just said “we’ll fix it.” I know this is bare minimum but as an adult that came from an abusive household this relieves my anxiety so much.
October 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
One thing I love most about my husband is he never gets onto me about any mistake. I just broke a hole in our door and he just said “we’ll fix it.” I know this is bare minimum but as an adult that came from an abusive household this relieves my anxiety so much.
October 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Nothing stresses me out more than seeing young people get married. I waited til I was 30 to get married and I think back at all the men I thought I could marry and how miserable my life would’ve been if I had done that. I just don’t know how you make that call at such a young age.
September 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Nothing stresses me out more than seeing young people get married. I waited til I was 30 to get married and I think back at all the men I thought I could marry and how miserable my life would’ve been if I had done that. I just don’t know how you make that call at such a young age.
Okay I doubt they saw this but they actually did play both of these songs so I am in a binding contract and must get the tattoo (I tried while I was there but the artist cancelled on me) @thelumineersmusic.bsky.social
@thelumineersmusic.bsky.social I will be at the Iron Blossom festival and if yall play Leader of the Landslide and Sleep on the Floor, I’ll get a dedicated Lumineers tattoo while I’m there. 🫶🏻
September 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Okay I doubt they saw this but they actually did play both of these songs so I am in a binding contract and must get the tattoo (I tried while I was there but the artist cancelled on me) @thelumineersmusic.bsky.social
My favorite part about having a husband is when I don’t want to do something or buy something or anything I can just say “my husband says we can’t right now”
September 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My favorite part about having a husband is when I don’t want to do something or buy something or anything I can just say “my husband says we can’t right now”
Do you guys think my wedding photographer knows that the wedding pictures are the only thing I have to look forward to and if she doesn’t get them to me soon I will actually scream?
August 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Do you guys think my wedding photographer knows that the wedding pictures are the only thing I have to look forward to and if she doesn’t get them to me soon I will actually scream?
Aileen Wuornos had some good points tbh
August 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Aileen Wuornos had some good points tbh
Oh great so now I can’t k*ll myself until after October 3rd
August 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Oh great so now I can’t k*ll myself until after October 3rd
Do yall think Obama knows the internet makes romantic edits of him and Harry Styles? I know Harry knows but do yall think Obama knows?
August 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Do yall think Obama knows the internet makes romantic edits of him and Harry Styles? I know Harry knows but do yall think Obama knows?
The way my Spotify wrapped is going to be every song from the new Tyler Childers album and Subway by Chappell Roan
August 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The way my Spotify wrapped is going to be every song from the new Tyler Childers album and Subway by Chappell Roan
Me: *humming along to the tune of a guitar*
My husband: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah I was singing”
My husband: “oh it sounded like you were having a stroke”
My husband: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah I was singing”
My husband: “oh it sounded like you were having a stroke”
August 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Me: *humming along to the tune of a guitar*
My husband: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah I was singing”
My husband: “oh it sounded like you were having a stroke”
My husband: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah I was singing”
My husband: “oh it sounded like you were having a stroke”
My husband has no idea how hot he is. I got away like a bandit finding him.
July 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My husband has no idea how hot he is. I got away like a bandit finding him.
I am going to be the most insufferable person you’ve ever met when we get our wedding photos and videos back.
July 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am going to be the most insufferable person you’ve ever met when we get our wedding photos and videos back.
Are plain wedding dresses a recession indicator?? Bc why is everyone wearing these plain ass dresses?
July 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Are plain wedding dresses a recession indicator?? Bc why is everyone wearing these plain ass dresses?
Nobody warns you that when your friend dies and yall had been talking about some potential tea and then it happens, you just have no one to tell. Like damn I gotta spill this tea to the air now?
July 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Nobody warns you that when your friend dies and yall had been talking about some potential tea and then it happens, you just have no one to tell. Like damn I gotta spill this tea to the air now?
Who’s all watching #TheUltimatumQueerLove ?? I need to talk about this
July 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Who’s all watching #TheUltimatumQueerLove ?? I need to talk about this
Me to my husband just now: “babe you should go on love on the spectrum”
June 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Me to my husband just now: “babe you should go on love on the spectrum”
Someone just commented on my Tik Tok that my body is tea and I will take that compliment and stretch it for decades to come.
June 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Someone just commented on my Tik Tok that my body is tea and I will take that compliment and stretch it for decades to come.
My body dysmorphia was coming in hot today so I made my husband take a picture of me so I could try and prove my brain wrong and it did not work. I am simply as wide as I am long.
June 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My body dysmorphia was coming in hot today so I made my husband take a picture of me so I could try and prove my brain wrong and it did not work. I am simply as wide as I am long.
Just went thru a bojangles drive thru that had AI take my order and I’m absolutely furious
June 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just went thru a bojangles drive thru that had AI take my order and I’m absolutely furious