Bruh if my bf has given me his sore throat before I have to travel I am going to shatter like glass WEH

Tried to check out someone’s account bc I like their art but bc they like big bellies with sexual intent and the UK hates porn I can’t look at it so I’m like FINE I’ll go watch videos instead

And I immediately get a short about a pregnant woman

📌Goldie's Yap Central Account. I can switch wildly between silly and mature posts bc I have a lot to say 💖✨

You may expect:
✨OCxCanon
✨LoZ/FF
✨OC Worldbuilding
✨Complaining about things that annoy me <3

After the dosing of deep topics yesterday I wonder if I should make a pinned post explaining what to expect aa ;;

I can be a silly goofy guy but I also need to rant sometimes, tis in my nature

Anyway there was a post I saw on main that was four horsemen of the apocalypse: sexualize, fetishize, normalize, romanticize

Naturally I get extremely suspicious on fetishize/romanticize being included, check OP’s account and they write rape fics.

Shit Fucking Writes Itself.

I feel like every time I go onto this acc I’m here to yap about heavy topics (you’ll never guess what I’m about to say haha~) but also that’s why I don’t censor words (pedo vs p3d0) bc being able to mute words exists for a reason and also I hate when ppl censor like that anyway

Trying to get my shit together this year and rn I'm cleaning out my emails and is2g they really will force you to sub to their newsletters even when you explicitly tell them not to.

At least it's easier to find the important emails now lol

brooo the dumbass UK laws have hit Bsky DMs so I can't check them on mobile what is this hell

I am not getting a credit card for the sole purpose of checking DMs so /casts Meteor casts Meteor cast M

Be me
Hate frills so much my mum would have to cut them off my clothes when I was a kid
Complain about them into adulthood
Need undies
See all undies have frills on them
Buys them anyway bc baby needs a new pair of pants
Gets so uncomfortable and itchy from the frills I want to crawl out of my skin

Trying to find the FFXI behemoth model in the files so I can use it for posing references and ofc the model itself isn't labelled. All this for a weird dog 😭

Spending my morning cleaning the wooden floor of a summerhouse in winter on New Years Eve, how bout u? <3

Literally having a Fine I’ll Do It Myself moment if I want to foster a community of LoZ fans who I don’t want to set the hounds on, but also I wouldn’t have to if these people could just stop being Like That. How is it that hard to be normal like! Brother!! This madness has no end!

God do I wish I could find more normal Zelda artists & writers to support and interact with but, and I swear to god, every time I do they prove my dumbass reverse triforce theory correct by being a racist, pedophile, and/or cannot take even an ant-size level of criticism.

Also i still have the 'follow 10 accounts' notif and like. I already follow everyone on main bro what's the point

(other professional yappers get thru tho ghfjkg)

1/2

so bc of my new meds I have been having so many nightmares that exist solely to upset & make me uncomfy but like.
It truly is ironic how the one dream I had last night that was genuinely cosy, warm & helped lessen the sting of the nightmares was kisses from Ghirahim (teehee~)-

yap account: activated