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This one time in band camp...
Pinned
The Last Will and Testament of Morrissey will read:

To my son and heir I leave a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
The ceiling cat has blessed this house with their presence
January 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Well hello Murray Head...
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Had a weird dream I met Gwendoline Christie and asked if Giles Deacon ever used the milk crate technique from Tall Girl 🤣
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Would be dank if the whole sky turned into a rainbow :blobraccooncoffee:
January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I showed you my deadlights...please respond
January 6, 2026 at 9:14 AM
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I need to wrap myself up in plastic or ants will eat me
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
"The pied piper also had striped clothing and dead children in it."
"Just like 'Where's Waldo?'"
January 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
look if the Tommyknockers wanna knock my tommys, I say let 'em do it
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You can consult the stars, but they're not going to help you when the crab people invade.
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“A pale reflection of myself wavers in my consciousness...and suddenly the “I” pales, pales, and fades out.”
― Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
All my oranges are naked 🙈
December 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“I knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My new year's resolutions are to eat hot chip and lie
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"This guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians. He's an interior decorator"
"House looked like shit"
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Virgos Merlot - The Cycle
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Their voices were melodious and unsentimental, almost to the point where a somewhat more denominational man than myself might, without straining, have experienced levitation."
~ J.D. Salinger
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM