Mike Barry
demurist.bsky.social
Mike Barry
@demurist.bsky.social
I sell weed and master dungeons
Russel Crowe is the Spaniard? Ha! I hope he puts on a heavy Scottish brogue. And Henry Cavill needs to sound like he’s trying not to sound French
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
If only we could spin this so it relates to affordability. After all, that’s what Americans are really concerned about, apparently
January 20, 2026 at 5:57 AM
“Sir!” *gavel gavel* “SIR! Complaints about the Hardee’s need to be directed to Hardee’s management. The village council can’t do anything about the ‘tanginess’ of the barbecue sauce.”
January 11, 2026 at 9:00 AM
That is so cool. Food brings us together like little else in the world
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 AM
So you were born, and that was a good day
Someday you’ll die, and that is a shame
But somewhere in the between was a life of which we all dream
And nothing and no one can ever take that away
January 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Clash Mouth
December 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In middle school, one of my bullies was my gym teacher, who was probably 24 years old and already embittered with life since he was a gym teacher in suburban Illinois where the other gym teachers were easily over 50. Also he had a very obvious combover.
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Whenever I learn about a show I’ve never heard of that’s several seasons deep, I remember that According to Jim had 8 seasons but I’ve never met anyone who actually watched it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What a great episode of Columbo. Dick Van Dyke plays an excellent scumbag.
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I want something similar with Richard Kind, Steve Hytner, and Matt Besser
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM