Russel Crowe is the Spaniard? Ha! I hope he puts on a heavy Scottish brogue. And Henry Cavill needs to sound like he’s trying not to sound French

If only we could spin this so it relates to affordability. After all, that’s what Americans are really concerned about, apparently

“Sir!” *gavel gavel* “SIR! Complaints about the Hardee’s need to be directed to Hardee’s management. The village council can’t do anything about the ‘tanginess’ of the barbecue sauce.”

That is so cool. Food brings us together like little else in the world

So you were born, and that was a good day
Someday you’ll die, and that is a shame
But somewhere in the between was a life of which we all dream
And nothing and no one can ever take that away

Clash Mouth

In middle school, one of my bullies was my gym teacher, who was probably 24 years old and already embittered with life since he was a gym teacher in suburban Illinois where the other gym teachers were easily over 50. Also he had a very obvious combover.

Whenever I learn about a show I’ve never heard of that’s several seasons deep, I remember that According to Jim had 8 seasons but I’ve never met anyone who actually watched it.

What a great episode of Columbo. Dick Van Dyke plays an excellent scumbag.

I want something similar with Richard Kind, Steve Hytner, and Matt Besser