Roger Kangaroo
@denis-devlin.bsky.social
Born at a young age, grew up, got old. The true measure of a society is how it treats those least able to look after themselves. And cats are evil... I know, I own 3.
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I think I used to work for that person!
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I think I used to work for that person!
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December 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I think I used to work for that person!
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I think I used to work for that person!
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I always explained it to my kids as.
When you're high, there's chance of doing something silly.
When you're drunk, there's a chance of doing something stupid.
And kiddies, silly gets you laughed at, stupid gets you in gaol.
Your choice.
When you're high, there's chance of doing something silly.
When you're drunk, there's a chance of doing something stupid.
And kiddies, silly gets you laughed at, stupid gets you in gaol.
Your choice.
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I always explained it to my kids as.
When you're high, there's chance of doing something silly.
When you're drunk, there's a chance of doing something stupid.
And kiddies, silly gets you laughed at, stupid gets you in gaol.
Your choice.
When you're high, there's chance of doing something silly.
When you're drunk, there's a chance of doing something stupid.
And kiddies, silly gets you laughed at, stupid gets you in gaol.
Your choice.
... fucking religion.
Sad.
Sad.
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
... fucking religion.
Sad.
Sad.
This line says everything about your personality I need to know.
"I won the arguments. All of them."
Sad that people have to deal with self righteous twats instead of people when trying to sort out an issue.
"I won the arguments. All of them."
Sad that people have to deal with self righteous twats instead of people when trying to sort out an issue.
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This line says everything about your personality I need to know.
"I won the arguments. All of them."
Sad that people have to deal with self righteous twats instead of people when trying to sort out an issue.
"I won the arguments. All of them."
Sad that people have to deal with self righteous twats instead of people when trying to sort out an issue.
... fucking religion. 🫤
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
... fucking religion. 🫤
One man's opinion only, but based on 40 years of use. 🤗
I am pretty sure weed doesn't lower pain levels, but it puts your mind in a place where the pain becomes manageable.
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I am pretty sure weed doesn't lower pain levels, but it puts your mind in a place where the pain becomes manageable.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
One man's opinion only, but based on 40 years of use. 🤗
I am pretty sure weed doesn't lower pain levels, but it puts your mind in a place where the pain becomes manageable.
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I am pretty sure weed doesn't lower pain levels, but it puts your mind in a place where the pain becomes manageable.
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I Know Right! 💁
It's like 1984, that was supposed to be a warning not a "how to"!
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It's like 1984, that was supposed to be a warning not a "how to"!
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December 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I Know Right! 💁
It's like 1984, that was supposed to be a warning not a "how to"!
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It's like 1984, that was supposed to be a warning not a "how to"!
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My "go to" song for dancing like no one is watching...
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December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My "go to" song for dancing like no one is watching...
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... it's a marsupial thing.
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
... it's a marsupial thing.
Might wanna check for bioluminescence too! 🤔
Got an ultra violet or a "black light"?
If you haven't, it is a perfect excuse to go clubbing to find out! 👍
Mine will be a shot of tequila, a slice of lemon, and that salt shaker over there. Cheers!
Got an ultra violet or a "black light"?
If you haven't, it is a perfect excuse to go clubbing to find out! 👍
Mine will be a shot of tequila, a slice of lemon, and that salt shaker over there. Cheers!
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Might wanna check for bioluminescence too! 🤔
Got an ultra violet or a "black light"?
If you haven't, it is a perfect excuse to go clubbing to find out! 👍
Mine will be a shot of tequila, a slice of lemon, and that salt shaker over there. Cheers!
Got an ultra violet or a "black light"?
If you haven't, it is a perfect excuse to go clubbing to find out! 👍
Mine will be a shot of tequila, a slice of lemon, and that salt shaker over there. Cheers!
Saw that movie when it first hit video...
A mate (Chook) kept banging on about it and actually went and rented a copy and dropped it off for us to watch, I had 3 days, and a penalty if I returned the video and I hadn't rewound it! 😳 My kids were young teens then, and we watched it 6 or 7 times!
A mate (Chook) kept banging on about it and actually went and rented a copy and dropped it off for us to watch, I had 3 days, and a penalty if I returned the video and I hadn't rewound it! 😳 My kids were young teens then, and we watched it 6 or 7 times!
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Saw that movie when it first hit video...
A mate (Chook) kept banging on about it and actually went and rented a copy and dropped it off for us to watch, I had 3 days, and a penalty if I returned the video and I hadn't rewound it! 😳 My kids were young teens then, and we watched it 6 or 7 times!
A mate (Chook) kept banging on about it and actually went and rented a copy and dropped it off for us to watch, I had 3 days, and a penalty if I returned the video and I hadn't rewound it! 😳 My kids were young teens then, and we watched it 6 or 7 times!
Subscribed... 👍🙃🤗
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Mwuahaha! 😈
*Strokes white cat sitting on lap.
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Mwuahaha! 😈
*Strokes white cat sitting on lap.
December 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Subscribed... 👍🙃🤗
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Mwuahaha! 😈
*Strokes white cat sitting on lap.
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Mwuahaha! 😈
*Strokes white cat sitting on lap.
"How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species."
"As the twenty-first century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits."
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"As the twenty-first century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits."
Got a cow mate wants me to try the bovine version...
Moo-Thai.
Moo-Thai.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Got a cow mate wants me to try the bovine version...
Moo-Thai.
Moo-Thai.
I love how the still picture shows off Kangaroo-Foo skills, commonly called "Kang Fu", anyways, check his Kang Fu skills disarming the victim with his right hand while simultaneously kicking him in the nuts.
(A trick he learnt at the petting zoo to get the bags of food off the kids.) 😁
(A trick he learnt at the petting zoo to get the bags of food off the kids.) 😁
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I love how the still picture shows off Kangaroo-Foo skills, commonly called "Kang Fu", anyways, check his Kang Fu skills disarming the victim with his right hand while simultaneously kicking him in the nuts.
(A trick he learnt at the petting zoo to get the bags of food off the kids.) 😁
(A trick he learnt at the petting zoo to get the bags of food off the kids.) 😁
Was this him bro? Looked like him... 🤔
This might explain a bit, he was probably still pissed about the golf thing.
Cuz Earl is only a little fella, but he goes hard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhN...
This might explain a bit, he was probably still pissed about the golf thing.
Cuz Earl is only a little fella, but he goes hard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhN...
Golfer Attacked By Kangaroo on Fairway in Australia
YouTube video by j p
www.youtube.com
December 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Was this him bro? Looked like him... 🤔
This might explain a bit, he was probably still pissed about the golf thing.
Cuz Earl is only a little fella, but he goes hard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhN...
This might explain a bit, he was probably still pissed about the golf thing.
Cuz Earl is only a little fella, but he goes hard.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhN...
"I think my karma just ran over your dogma..."
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December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"I think my karma just ran over your dogma..."
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Got outrageously drunk several times at the Howling Dog Saloon Just north of there in Fox.
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Got outrageously drunk several times at the Howling Dog Saloon Just north of there in Fox.
"Put the spoon down sir..."
"Sir, just put the spoon down and walk slowly backwards"
"Sir, for your own safety just walk slowly backwards from the table..."
This man has obviously never had an adult in the same room with him.
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"Sir, just put the spoon down and walk slowly backwards"
"Sir, for your own safety just walk slowly backwards from the table..."
This man has obviously never had an adult in the same room with him.
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December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"Put the spoon down sir..."
"Sir, just put the spoon down and walk slowly backwards"
"Sir, for your own safety just walk slowly backwards from the table..."
This man has obviously never had an adult in the same room with him.
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"Sir, just put the spoon down and walk slowly backwards"
"Sir, for your own safety just walk slowly backwards from the table..."
This man has obviously never had an adult in the same room with him.
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I know!
*adopts a shocked and stunned posture!
... I hope no one gets upset when your karma runs over their dogma. 🤔
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*adopts a shocked and stunned posture!
... I hope no one gets upset when your karma runs over their dogma. 🤔
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December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know!
*adopts a shocked and stunned posture!
... I hope no one gets upset when your karma runs over their dogma. 🤔
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*adopts a shocked and stunned posture!
... I hope no one gets upset when your karma runs over their dogma. 🤔
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Ella Fitzgerald "The Secret Of Christmas"
YouTube video by Bob Barry
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM