Dennis Cruise - Comedian for rent
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the #EpsteinFiles show, if nothing else, the massive GAP in who gets prosecuted and how cases are treated when the perpetrator is a Rich (WHITE) Man, and a 'normal' citizen. #RESIST #FIXTheProblem
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the #EpsteinFiles show, if nothing else, the massive GAP in who gets prosecuted and how cases are treated when the perpetrator is a Rich (WHITE) Man, and a 'normal' citizen. #RESIST #FIXTheProblem
Glad I snatched (wrong word choice) a copy of this before it became redacted.
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Glad I snatched (wrong word choice) a copy of this before it became redacted.
Found out the other day me and the President share the same fetish...we both like "Perky Nipples" ? Perky, nipples
I just happen to need mine to be on an adult person.
I just happen to need mine to be on an adult person.
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Found out the other day me and the President share the same fetish...we both like "Perky Nipples" ? Perky, nipples
I just happen to need mine to be on an adult person.
I just happen to need mine to be on an adult person.
Pretty convenient that the guy they say took out that MIT FUSION Scientist (whose research may have affected Trump Making money)...and then a couple days later killed more, and then was found in NH in a Storage box. #RESIST
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Pretty convenient that the guy they say took out that MIT FUSION Scientist (whose research may have affected Trump Making money)...and then a couple days later killed more, and then was found in NH in a Storage box. #RESIST
Funny thing about addiction: You can tell me ALL the bad, how horrible I have gotten, destroying my life/future and its dangerous & I could go to jail for having addiction, and it won't change my mind in the least way. It will not alter the behavior. it just means I cannot speak to you any longer.
December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Funny thing about addiction: You can tell me ALL the bad, how horrible I have gotten, destroying my life/future and its dangerous & I could go to jail for having addiction, and it won't change my mind in the least way. It will not alter the behavior. it just means I cannot speak to you any longer.
We have now entered the part of the Twilight Zone where we have a classification of "Veteran of School Shootings" Listen to them kids, they survived a couple tours now.... #GunControl doesn't mean you hold the weapon with a stiff arm.
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We have now entered the part of the Twilight Zone where we have a classification of "Veteran of School Shootings" Listen to them kids, they survived a couple tours now.... #GunControl doesn't mean you hold the weapon with a stiff arm.
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How many times do I have to enter my "TSA Pre-Check" number before it is actually used on my f*cking boarding pass?!?!? #AirlinesSuck
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
How many times do I have to enter my "TSA Pre-Check" number before it is actually used on my f*cking boarding pass?!?!? #AirlinesSuck
If you get a chance to see it :
www.imdb.com/title/tt3552...
Fantastic! from the Dog POV.
Spoiler ahead (kinda):
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Its not a classic horror. The horror (in my watching) was the Cancer that followed the family esp. the Men. The dog (Indie) was seeing the Cancer as a shadow, a consuming force.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3552...
Fantastic! from the Dog POV.
Spoiler ahead (kinda):
.
.
.
Its not a classic horror. The horror (in my watching) was the Cancer that followed the family esp. the Men. The dog (Indie) was seeing the Cancer as a shadow, a consuming force.
Good Boy (2025) ⭐ 6.2 | Horror, Thriller
1h 12m | PG-13
www.imdb.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If you get a chance to see it :
www.imdb.com/title/tt3552...
Fantastic! from the Dog POV.
Spoiler ahead (kinda):
.
.
.
Its not a classic horror. The horror (in my watching) was the Cancer that followed the family esp. the Men. The dog (Indie) was seeing the Cancer as a shadow, a consuming force.
www.imdb.com/title/tt3552...
Fantastic! from the Dog POV.
Spoiler ahead (kinda):
.
.
.
Its not a classic horror. The horror (in my watching) was the Cancer that followed the family esp. the Men. The dog (Indie) was seeing the Cancer as a shadow, a consuming force.
I hate it when someone's argument about anything is based on stupidity and failure to understand the situation. "They were running drugs so who cares!" - What proof do you have that happened? What if tomorrow I decide YOU are running drugs and should be blowed up? I mean, you are...they said so...
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I hate it when someone's argument about anything is based on stupidity and failure to understand the situation. "They were running drugs so who cares!" - What proof do you have that happened? What if tomorrow I decide YOU are running drugs and should be blowed up? I mean, you are...they said so...
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Don Snoreleone 😴
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Don Snoreleone 😴
Thats it? They just gonna keep killing people. #StayAwayFromBoats #RESIST
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Thats it? They just gonna keep killing people. #StayAwayFromBoats #RESIST
My dentist of 23yrs told me "I can't help you on this, but I know a place that can...and they use LASERS!" and believe me when I say all the work and sweat that lead to that moment was weighing on me...but crazy if that did not help IMMENSELY to my situation. Strong roots and clean gums are awesome.
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My dentist of 23yrs told me "I can't help you on this, but I know a place that can...and they use LASERS!" and believe me when I say all the work and sweat that lead to that moment was weighing on me...but crazy if that did not help IMMENSELY to my situation. Strong roots and clean gums are awesome.
Had a Pork & Kimchi stew meal last evening and now I am only smelling kimchi in everything I do. But damn if it wasn't the BEST.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Had a Pork & Kimchi stew meal last evening and now I am only smelling kimchi in everything I do. But damn if it wasn't the BEST.
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More from The LaughBasement : Chickens
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
More from The LaughBasement : Chickens
One night at The #LaughBasement : Talking bout chickens
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One night at The #LaughBasement : Talking bout chickens
A guy posted to FB "Sorry for being so out of it at my show"
and I could only think to reply using his FB Name: " its ok Skweezy Jibbs, no one ever expects much"
and I could only think to reply using his FB Name: " its ok Skweezy Jibbs, no one ever expects much"
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A guy posted to FB "Sorry for being so out of it at my show"
and I could only think to reply using his FB Name: " its ok Skweezy Jibbs, no one ever expects much"
and I could only think to reply using his FB Name: " its ok Skweezy Jibbs, no one ever expects much"
Currently watching the Punisher (s02) and the main villain appears to remind me of Pete Hegseth. It could be the removed tattoos (same on with the whole cross thingy) and the villain likes to beat himself in a closet. I dunno though as the villain doesn't drink, and we all know Pete likes to.
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Currently watching the Punisher (s02) and the main villain appears to remind me of Pete Hegseth. It could be the removed tattoos (same on with the whole cross thingy) and the villain likes to beat himself in a closet. I dunno though as the villain doesn't drink, and we all know Pete likes to.
When do we get to storm the castle? My favorite movie says I should have Fun doing it....who's with me?
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
When do we get to storm the castle? My favorite movie says I should have Fun doing it....who's with me?
I have MRI's and CT scans every 6 months for one (or more) of the cancers I have running through my body. They could be called 'preventative' but I tend to call them part of the treatment for the cancers. They show where a problem might occur, and have helped treat a few of my ailments quickly.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have MRI's and CT scans every 6 months for one (or more) of the cancers I have running through my body. They could be called 'preventative' but I tend to call them part of the treatment for the cancers. They show where a problem might occur, and have helped treat a few of my ailments quickly.
posted this to Threads, and amazed at the idiot responses.
"In the USA, people retire and get SS at 67. I think that should apply to ALL Political Positions as well. Over 67? Nah, you CANNOT RUN for any public office. You don't 'fit' in todays thinking or understanding. (coming from a 59yr old.)"
"In the USA, people retire and get SS at 67. I think that should apply to ALL Political Positions as well. Over 67? Nah, you CANNOT RUN for any public office. You don't 'fit' in todays thinking or understanding. (coming from a 59yr old.)"
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
posted this to Threads, and amazed at the idiot responses.
"In the USA, people retire and get SS at 67. I think that should apply to ALL Political Positions as well. Over 67? Nah, you CANNOT RUN for any public office. You don't 'fit' in todays thinking or understanding. (coming from a 59yr old.)"
"In the USA, people retire and get SS at 67. I think that should apply to ALL Political Positions as well. Over 67? Nah, you CANNOT RUN for any public office. You don't 'fit' in todays thinking or understanding. (coming from a 59yr old.)"
when an 'immigrant' commits a crime, it gains so much attention simply because it's a RARE event. If it actually happened as often as we are told it does by this Administration, I too would be up in arms. BUT IT DOESN'T. #RESIST
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
when an 'immigrant' commits a crime, it gains so much attention simply because it's a RARE event. If it actually happened as often as we are told it does by this Administration, I too would be up in arms. BUT IT DOESN'T. #RESIST
"Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche! Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche...." - SOUTHPARK 'Turkey trot'
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche! Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche...." - SOUTHPARK 'Turkey trot'