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dennisheaton.bsky.social
Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
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Writer/producer/director/recovering cannibal
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3m
Look, I'm not a judgmental person. But if a person looks like a cannibal, I'm going to assume they're a cannibal.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 2h
Just start doing it freelance on the street as people walk - “this upstart rookie’s ability to find the ripe avocados in the market has the judges floored. Over to you, Michael.”
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 11h
That’s the kind of color commentary I want to hear on the broadcasts
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 16h
Well played, Matthews. Well played.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 16h
Have they realized that by calling their enemy antifa, they're admitting that they're Fa?
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19h
Every time we make up a fake movie in our reality, it becomes a greenlit movie somewhere else in the multiverse
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19h
Pi7ch Perfect - Tokyo Riff
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19h
Pitch Perfect 5 - Pitcher Perfecter
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 19h
Pitch Perfect 4 - Too Pitch Too Perfect
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 23h
@iamriggsy.bsky.social youtu.be/sjLyRTwaEp4
Nothing Else Matters - Metallica - Violin & Guitar - Golden Salt
YouTube video by Golden Salt
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
Night Of The Living Room.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
This reads like someone test driving their conversation topics before Thanksgiving dinner.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
a close up of a person 's face with teeth and a hole in the nose .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with teeth and a hole in the nose .
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, it was a nice moon. But SUPER...?

Enh.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 2d
The longer this all goes on, the more I agree with Thanos.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 2d
Hecubus! He's ready to serve his master.
And SATAN!
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 2d
Yes. 31/Atlas is a mothership.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
You do realize that once they land in New York, they are all likely to get picked up by ICE now?
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
I don't know why I go back for thanksgiving year after year.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
I find the quality of my writing always improves just before the delivery deadline.
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
Congrats!
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Dennis Heaton @dennisheaton.bsky.social · 3d
In case anyone is wondering who fucked up the stuffing this year...
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