Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
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Writer/producer/director/recovering cannibal
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Vivieno Caldenelli, who directed this, also directed a web series I did called My Pal, Satan. I anticipate a fun time to be had by me.
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Why can't they have that moment when they realize it's not the money that makes them happy, it's the memory of their beloved childhood toy sooner than just before their inevitable lonely end?
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I thought they wanted to colonize Mars. Why can't these billionaires make up their damn minds?!
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How I wish this was true.
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Look, I'm not a judgmental person. But if a person looks like a cannibal, I'm going to assume they're a cannibal.
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Just start doing it freelance on the street as people walk - “this upstart rookie’s ability to find the ripe avocados in the market has the judges floored. Over to you, Michael.”
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That’s the kind of color commentary I want to hear on the broadcasts
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Well played, Matthews. Well played.
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Have they realized that by calling their enemy antifa, they're admitting that they're Fa?
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Every time we make up a fake movie in our reality, it becomes a greenlit movie somewhere else in the multiverse
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Pi7ch Perfect - Tokyo Riff
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Pitch Perfect 5 - Pitcher Perfecter
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Pitch Perfect 4 - Too Pitch Too Perfect
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Night Of The Living Room.
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This reads like someone test driving their conversation topics before Thanksgiving dinner.
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I mean, it was a nice moon. But SUPER...?

Enh.
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The longer this all goes on, the more I agree with Thanos.
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Hecubus! He's ready to serve his master.
And SATAN!