Dennis Heaton
@dennisheaton.bsky.social
cannibal-in-training.
will Purge For money.
will Purge For money.
Why the hell the muppets haven't made a Hallmark Christmas movie is beyond me.
Miss Piggy returning to her home town from the "pig city" in order to help rescue her father's flailing christmas tree farm, only to run into her ex-boyfriend Kermit?
IT WRITES ITSELF!
Miss Piggy returning to her home town from the "pig city" in order to help rescue her father's flailing christmas tree farm, only to run into her ex-boyfriend Kermit?
IT WRITES ITSELF!
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Why the hell the muppets haven't made a Hallmark Christmas movie is beyond me.
Miss Piggy returning to her home town from the "pig city" in order to help rescue her father's flailing christmas tree farm, only to run into her ex-boyfriend Kermit?
IT WRITES ITSELF!
Miss Piggy returning to her home town from the "pig city" in order to help rescue her father's flailing christmas tree farm, only to run into her ex-boyfriend Kermit?
IT WRITES ITSELF!
Can't wait to see Mr. Beast give the award for best supporting actor.
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Can't wait to see Mr. Beast give the award for best supporting actor.
Right off the bat.
Then no one would see me coming.
"That guy's kind of weird isn't he? Up all night, drinking blood... I think he might be a vampire."
"Close. Mathematician."
Then no one would see me coming.
"That guy's kind of weird isn't he? Up all night, drinking blood... I think he might be a vampire."
"Close. Mathematician."
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Right off the bat.
Then no one would see me coming.
"That guy's kind of weird isn't he? Up all night, drinking blood... I think he might be a vampire."
"Close. Mathematician."
Then no one would see me coming.
"That guy's kind of weird isn't he? Up all night, drinking blood... I think he might be a vampire."
"Close. Mathematician."
Sounds like someone needs to watch Batman Returns.
It's a Christmas movie, you know.
It's a Christmas movie, you know.
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sounds like someone needs to watch Batman Returns.
It's a Christmas movie, you know.
It's a Christmas movie, you know.
There's been a few retcons of villains into heroes that have generally worked (with Wicked being the clear winner).
Gaston will not be one of them.
Gaston will not be one of them.
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There's been a few retcons of villains into heroes that have generally worked (with Wicked being the clear winner).
Gaston will not be one of them.
Gaston will not be one of them.
Nuclear apocalypse drama is a genre that I am obsessed with, and this is one of the best. Love the fact that Criterion released this.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nuclear apocalypse drama is a genre that I am obsessed with, and this is one of the best. Love the fact that Criterion released this.
He should have been eating an apple. Whenever he eats an apple, I believe he's still in control.
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He should have been eating an apple. Whenever he eats an apple, I believe he's still in control.
It's not a gingerbread house, it's a gingerbread home.
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's not a gingerbread house, it's a gingerbread home.
La Femme Nikita, VIFF
Heavenly Creatures, VIFF
Borat, TIFF
Rushmore, TIFF
Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Granville 7 - being one of three people in the theatre (me and a friend and a loner) and listening to the loner laugh all the way through the movie.
Heavenly Creatures, VIFF
Borat, TIFF
Rushmore, TIFF
Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Granville 7 - being one of three people in the theatre (me and a friend and a loner) and listening to the loner laugh all the way through the movie.
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
La Femme Nikita, VIFF
Heavenly Creatures, VIFF
Borat, TIFF
Rushmore, TIFF
Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Granville 7 - being one of three people in the theatre (me and a friend and a loner) and listening to the loner laugh all the way through the movie.
Heavenly Creatures, VIFF
Borat, TIFF
Rushmore, TIFF
Henry, Portrait Of A Serial Killer, Granville 7 - being one of three people in the theatre (me and a friend and a loner) and listening to the loner laugh all the way through the movie.
"Webster's dictionary defines opinion as a judgment, view, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter, often based on belief rather than certainty, or as an expert's formal written advice or a judge's legal reasoning."
Hope that helps.
Hope that helps.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Webster's dictionary defines opinion as a judgment, view, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter, often based on belief rather than certainty, or as an expert's formal written advice or a judge's legal reasoning."
Hope that helps.
Hope that helps.
I'd say you're both being unreasonable in your own way, but I don't want to get involved.
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'd say you're both being unreasonable in your own way, but I don't want to get involved.
Evil Dead Rise is all about family.
December 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Evil Dead Rise is all about family.
That would track.
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
That would track.
If not, maybe we can get "Canada's Quentin Tarantino" to do it.
Whoever that is.
Whoever that is.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If not, maybe we can get "Canada's Quentin Tarantino" to do it.
Whoever that is.
Whoever that is.
It's a crisp, chilly Hell in the Metro Toronto area, so bundle up. We also have reports that Incubi are causing heavy jams along the Gardiner. Get ready for another long, hard morning, Toronto! To help get you through the drive time, here's Tiny Tim and Tiptoe Through The Tulips on infinite loop!
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's a crisp, chilly Hell in the Metro Toronto area, so bundle up. We also have reports that Incubi are causing heavy jams along the Gardiner. Get ready for another long, hard morning, Toronto! To help get you through the drive time, here's Tiny Tim and Tiptoe Through The Tulips on infinite loop!
You'll get used to it. I have.
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December 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You'll get used to it. I have.
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You mean there are people who don't?
Also... meow.
Also... meow.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You mean there are people who don't?
Also... meow.
Also... meow.
I need to know the weather, but I also want to know if there's a price reduction on that wingback recliner I looked at once, years ago.
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I need to know the weather, but I also want to know if there's a price reduction on that wingback recliner I looked at once, years ago.
The post being deleted makes this even better.
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The post being deleted makes this even better.
You're the Farley Mowat of the 21st century.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You're the Farley Mowat of the 21st century.
Wait till he finds out about Aptos.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Wait till he finds out about Aptos.