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I do the same, except I drink my "daily double". 😆
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I do the same, except I drink my "daily double". 😆
Only Jimmy Carter passed that test.
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Only Jimmy Carter passed that test.
Looks more like "worn out" to me.
January 6, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Looks more like "worn out" to me.
Men can get breast cancer ... especially ones who wear a miniature nuclear power plant on their chest.
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Men can get breast cancer ... especially ones who wear a miniature nuclear power plant on their chest.
I feel your loss. My wife died on her bike when a truck ran a red light and hit her. I was comforted knowing that if she hadn't been wearing a helmet, I would have wondered if it would have helped. We do what we can and hope for the best.
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I feel your loss. My wife died on her bike when a truck ran a red light and hit her. I was comforted knowing that if she hadn't been wearing a helmet, I would have wondered if it would have helped. We do what we can and hope for the best.
Say it 'taint so!
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Say it 'taint so!
Or ... HM has REAL friends who don't make up insulting nicknames for him. They call him Jerry.
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Or ... HM has REAL friends who don't make up insulting nicknames for him. They call him Jerry.
I always wondered why, if it was that fine a goose, it was still in the butcher's window on Christmas day.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I always wondered why, if it was that fine a goose, it was still in the butcher's window on Christmas day.
No cattle.
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No cattle.
L.A. doesn't deserve you.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
L.A. doesn't deserve you.
You're gonna need a bigger tree.
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You're gonna need a bigger tree.
Doubtless in Denver
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Doubtless in Denver
He should rub one out more often. It'd make him feel better.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He should rub one out more often. It'd make him feel better.
I became the cool uncle by showing it on tape to my age-appropriate nieces and nephews in the 90s.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I became the cool uncle by showing it on tape to my age-appropriate nieces and nephews in the 90s.
She wins the caricature contest.
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
She wins the caricature contest.
Holy Christ! It's George Harrison! 😆
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Holy Christ! It's George Harrison! 😆
Full Mayo Jacket
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Full Mayo Jacket
That's one lumpy envelope!
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
That's one lumpy envelope!
Balance it out by watching a Beatles doc afterward.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Balance it out by watching a Beatles doc afterward.
I see what you did there. 😜
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I see what you did there. 😜
Can something be appropriate and inappropriate at the same time?
November 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can something be appropriate and inappropriate at the same time?
Do you post this every time after putting up the new episode of WWDTM? 😜
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Do you post this every time after putting up the new episode of WWDTM? 😜
I always root for the visiting team. Less rioting.
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I always root for the visiting team. Less rioting.
Good work! A joke that's been just sitting there for 76 years!
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Good work! A joke that's been just sitting there for 76 years!
I'm just impressed you can draw a perfect smile upside down.
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I'm just impressed you can draw a perfect smile upside down.