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"Hel-lo everyone, we're back for the final segment! I'm Claude,"

"...I'm Lysithea,"

"And you are listening to the Lysiclaude Show!"

*noises in the background*

"Huh? Shahid? Fratricide? What do you mean? This was always a show just by the two of us, right, Lys--"

#FE3H

"Every episode, that bastard calls in and tries to hook up with that barbarian hellspawn's barbarian mother. Why?!"

"Look, I don't care what freak shit you Fódlanis do among yourselves, but LEAVE ME OUT OF IT."

#FE3H

["--Oh and leave Shahid behind, yeah 'cause the battles are anti-hype and no aura when he's involved, yeah it's just gotta be us two,"]

"Hah?! Who are you calling anti-hype and no aura?!"

"STOP AGREEING WITH HIM, NADER! AND GET BACK HERE, THE SHOW'S NOT OVER--"

*crashes*

#FE3H

"By trying to kill them, usually."

["...I'm not doing that to Hilda."]

"Then I guess you have no option but to do it to yourself."

"You should kill yourself. Now."

#FE3H

"If you're just going to to send that Beef FloMix fancam again, or yet another "Hilda Valentine Goneril Hype and Aura Moments" compilation, I will lead another invasion to the Throat IMMEDIATELY."

["Well... I was going to do that, but I also need actual advice."]

"...For what."

#FE3H

"--Of course this isn't based off of firsthand experience, you fool! Only an IDIOT would have believed Khalid's claims about the health benefits of testicular torsion,"

"YES, MY REPRODUCTIVE FUNCTIONS ARE INTACT. Any claims otherwise are SLANDER and LIES."

#FE3H

"As seen here, there is a Far Eastern training method that involves repeatedly hitting the crotch."

"Basically, kick your nephew in the balls as hard as possible every day under the guise of training, until he is no longer capable of having children."

youtu.be/g2c_-9kIjyU

#FE3H

"--And I have NEVER looked at the contents, those are KHALID'S degenerate tastes, not mine!! I am NOT into interspecies or tentacles or any other such-- what do you mean, how do I know what the contents are if I didn't read them!?!"

*static noise*

"...You heard nothing."

#FE3H

"Buy as much hentai as possible before they arrive, preferably with as much extreme content as possible."

"On the day of the confrontation, hand it over in front of the audience and say that you are returning what you borrowed."

#FE3H