You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

You come to me on the day of Apollo’s funeral, and ask me not to exceed my rate limits?

I’ve learned the secret to bike commuting is looking absolutely pathetic. If you look at drivers with a miserable, exhausted face they’ll take pity on you your carless existence. If you show a morsel of enjoyment they’ll resent you as they surge by.

Woe is me driver, fall for my ruse.

Absolutely tragic that we’ll never have a Buzzfeed deep dive on these skeets