seeing a billionaire buying their way into becoming head of a government dept via financing an election and saying "so how do we get one of those for OUR team?"

gone fishin

i remember this game having the original version of "let's get it started" by black eyed peas, fueling my confusion every time i heard the revised version from then on

i was also considering "cheat now you can see a nice ice key which you can have for free" but that did at least get you an item, even if it had no use in the game

that student was Albert Einstein 🤯🤯🤯

badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

yeah i feel like it's probably ultimately deterministic?? but also in practice it feels extremely close enough to me and everyone else that we are making decisions so i'm just gonna try to make good ones and take responsibility for them; seems better than not trying

all the expert analysts for the last ten years chiming in "he just has the special sauce"

but like, did it play well or

looking for the teapot and going apeshit every time i find it

is it the exact date, time, and manner of my death

i've heard it's being organized by the founder of antifa's other girlfriend who we haven't arrested yet but we have verified exists

maybe shoulda thought about that before building an industry predicated entirely on stealing art my dude