The Dependent Clause
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Jake (he/him) • mpls
I just want to play my drums
https://thedependentclause.bandcamp.com/album/cancelled-plans
I just want to play my drums
https://thedependentclause.bandcamp.com/album/cancelled-plans
If we just vote really hard in ten months, maybe ICE will leave tomorrow
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If we just vote really hard in ten months, maybe ICE will leave tomorrow
“Call 911 to report illegal ICE activity” is the shit cherry on this garbage sundae
January 12, 2026 at 11:48 AM
“Call 911 to report illegal ICE activity” is the shit cherry on this garbage sundae
I wish he would Blow Less Olson
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I wish he would Blow Less Olson
First they came for the Medtronic project managers
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
First they came for the Medtronic project managers
Yeah you’re better off
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Yeah you’re better off
They’re brothers and often fall asleep in each other’s arms/legs 😭😭😭
January 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
They’re brothers and often fall asleep in each other’s arms/legs 😭😭😭
Fortunately very few of us are cowardly journalists who feel compelled to “evacuate” mpls bsky.app/profile/atru...
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Fortunately very few of us are cowardly journalists who feel compelled to “evacuate” mpls bsky.app/profile/atru...
“Pull the FUCK outta the parking brake”
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
“Pull the FUCK outta the parking brake”
Fought AGAINST our effort, to be clear
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Fought AGAINST our effort, to be clear