Dirk
@deploydiagnose.bsky.social
🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
🎶we don't need no TPM chips...🎵
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
🎵we don't need no secure boot...🎶
Balloonicorn! 🦄
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
Meet the Pyro
YouTube video by teamfortress
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Balloonicorn! 🦄
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhO...
Cursed necklace of instant obedience tsundere.
October 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Cursed necklace of instant obedience tsundere.
I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older.
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't know. I feel like I stopped aging at age thirteen and everybody else is older.
All over the place.
a cartoon character with white hair is sitting on a bench and waving
Alt: Dio from Last Exile showing off his latest flight maneuvers.
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
All over the place.
Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans.
October 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just explaining to my cats how they're going to get fed an hour later from today on. It goes about as well as can be expected. Stupid humans.
If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know.
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
If you want tea with a higher concentration of milk, just brew the tea with hot water as usual and then add evaporated milk. I'm an abomination, I know.
Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.
a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .
ALT: a man is standing in a dark room with a red light coming out of his mouth .
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Could have easily partnered up with Astroglide as well.
"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎
October 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
To be fair, a lot of these questions don't make a lot of sense to me, could be interpreted in various ways or cannot be answered by me personally, because I can't know how others would perceive me. May have to repeat it. Am I overthinking this? Also, what a bright website! I had to use a filter. 😎
"Nope. Nope. Earth book. Earth book."
October 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Nope. Nope. Earth book. Earth book."
I'd probably be outside, it's a bot crowded in here. But hey, there's Cove, I can sit with Cove. Hi, Cove... and Jere. Hey, wanna go outside and join Pran in his tree?
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'd probably be outside, it's a bot crowded in here. But hey, there's Cove, I can sit with Cove. Hi, Cove... and Jere. Hey, wanna go outside and join Pran in his tree?
"Taxevada! That's such a pretty name!"
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Taxevada! That's such a pretty name!"
Yeah, that needs to get fixed. 😒
October 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yeah, that needs to get fixed. 😒
Sounds like a capacitor dying.
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sounds like a capacitor dying.
Exactly. And if it stinks, it'll taste of what it stinks like. I'll never understand how people shovel stuff into their mouths proclaiming that it tastes differently to what it smells.
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Exactly. And if it stinks, it'll taste of what it stinks like. I'll never understand how people shovel stuff into their mouths proclaiming that it tastes differently to what it smells.
"If you just ignore the bullies, they'll get bored and leave you alone."
October 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"If you just ignore the bullies, they'll get bored and leave you alone."
"Not for much longer." says the voice in my head.
October 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Not for much longer." says the voice in my head.
Grocery shopping. Waiting rooms. Public transport. Phone calls. Taking showers. Enduring sunlight. Small talk. Pretty much anything that you supposedly "just do".
October 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Grocery shopping. Waiting rooms. Public transport. Phone calls. Taking showers. Enduring sunlight. Small talk. Pretty much anything that you supposedly "just do".