Depressed Avacado
@depressedavacado.bsky.social
Progressive veteran, tired of politics and sometimes life. Love art, music, nature, and a good sense of humor. Writer of things and herder of cats.
Every time I see this picture I hear Michael Rapaport in my head:
"WTF is that....WTF is that, is that a fuckin lizard man? EY! Don't fuckin look at me like that, that's a weird fuckin lookin lizard man. MA! There's a weird fuckin lizard dude outside! I dont want him touchin me with his tiny hands!"
"WTF is that....WTF is that, is that a fuckin lizard man? EY! Don't fuckin look at me like that, that's a weird fuckin lookin lizard man. MA! There's a weird fuckin lizard dude outside! I dont want him touchin me with his tiny hands!"
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Every time I see this picture I hear Michael Rapaport in my head:
"WTF is that....WTF is that, is that a fuckin lizard man? EY! Don't fuckin look at me like that, that's a weird fuckin lookin lizard man. MA! There's a weird fuckin lizard dude outside! I dont want him touchin me with his tiny hands!"
"WTF is that....WTF is that, is that a fuckin lizard man? EY! Don't fuckin look at me like that, that's a weird fuckin lookin lizard man. MA! There's a weird fuckin lizard dude outside! I dont want him touchin me with his tiny hands!"
Her facial expression is a perfect example of what zero fucks look like 😄
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Her facial expression is a perfect example of what zero fucks look like 😄
WTF IS that? And his hands really are tiny
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WTF IS that? And his hands really are tiny
AR is fucked, but no surprise there
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
AR is fucked, but no surprise there
Hes such an asshole
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hes such an asshole
Tube top, flip flops, and a light coat of oil.....got it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Tube top, flip flops, and a light coat of oil.....got it.
If anyone needs a sign (hint hint nudge nudge)
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If anyone needs a sign (hint hint nudge nudge)
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