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@derek-white.bsky.social
Who tf pulled the master sword and time skipped us 7 years into Ganondorf’s timeline
January 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Who tf pulled the master sword and time skipped us 7 years into Ganondorf’s timeline
Drawing and eating and playing and studying the architecture
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Drawing and eating and playing and studying the architecture
I’ll take a carton of the vocal fry cigarettes
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ll take a carton of the vocal fry cigarettes
Yo there’s this girl I’m talking to and she’s very 🖤⛓️🔪🥀
And she’s also kinda 🌿🍄✨🌻
With a little bit of 🎀🧚🍓🦋
And she’s also kinda 🌿🍄✨🌻
With a little bit of 🎀🧚🍓🦋
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Yo there’s this girl I’m talking to and she’s very 🖤⛓️🔪🥀
And she’s also kinda 🌿🍄✨🌻
With a little bit of 🎀🧚🍓🦋
And she’s also kinda 🌿🍄✨🌻
With a little bit of 🎀🧚🍓🦋
Something put me in the wrong timeline
a cartoon character is walking through a prison cell
ALT: a cartoon character is walking through a prison cell
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Something put me in the wrong timeline
me about to view my crushes story
Jedi grandmaster Yoda: if into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find
Jedi grandmaster Yoda: if into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find
a man with a beard wearing goggles and a white shirt
ALT: a man with a beard wearing goggles and a white shirt
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
me about to view my crushes story
Jedi grandmaster Yoda: if into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find
Jedi grandmaster Yoda: if into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find
The nervous system when the confidence system walks in
September 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The nervous system when the confidence system walks in
Going on an evil walk
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Going on an evil walk
Found my first gray hair at 24
A boutta be be a silver fox when I’m older
A boutta be be a silver fox when I’m older
September 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Found my first gray hair at 24
A boutta be be a silver fox when I’m older
A boutta be be a silver fox when I’m older
Look beyond the substrate
and tell me what you see
and tell me what you see
September 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Look beyond the substrate
and tell me what you see
and tell me what you see
I am a man of fortune,
And I must seek my fortune
And I must seek my fortune
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I am a man of fortune,
And I must seek my fortune
And I must seek my fortune
The black and white mold in my house competing for symbiotionship with me:
a colorful kite is flying through the air
ALT: a colorful kite is flying through the air
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The black and white mold in my house competing for symbiotionship with me:
I just have to keep moving
September 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I just have to keep moving
This grocery store trying to catch me lacking by playing bags by Clairo
August 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This grocery store trying to catch me lacking by playing bags by Clairo
Are we just assuming that all the grocery store execs in Canada aren’t in a group chat? You just know these mfs designed the duopoly to require you to visit 7 different stores if you don’t want to overpay for half your items
August 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Are we just assuming that all the grocery store execs in Canada aren’t in a group chat? You just know these mfs designed the duopoly to require you to visit 7 different stores if you don’t want to overpay for half your items
Do not eat the shower mushroom
August 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Do not eat the shower mushroom
Cutting my own hair to give my barber a challenge next time I see him
August 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Cutting my own hair to give my barber a challenge next time I see him
this one’s an addict
to cook, he must be sober
to cook, he must be sober
August 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
this one’s an addict
to cook, he must be sober
to cook, he must be sober
Sometimes I feel like that guy from Majoras Mask that would only go out to check his mail before going back home right away
August 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sometimes I feel like that guy from Majoras Mask that would only go out to check his mail before going back home right away