Big Dog on the Space Cat
@derekcarrsopp.bsky.social
going back for more italian wedding
January 23, 2026 at 5:56 PM
going back for more italian wedding
shit my mom is home early, don't make it obvious we smoked
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
shit my mom is home early, don't make it obvious we smoked
Know how I’m celebrating this Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 23, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Know how I’m celebrating this Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
Imagining Jane Fonda explaining the Chad vs Virgin meme to Lily Tomlin
January 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Imagining Jane Fonda explaining the Chad vs Virgin meme to Lily Tomlin
Not coincidental they turned the rose garden into a patio, they are allergic to touching grass
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Not coincidental they turned the rose garden into a patio, they are allergic to touching grass
bro's soul can be seen in the corner of his eye, it's corosive, like acid
January 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM
bro's soul can be seen in the corner of his eye, it's corosive, like acid
he's turning into a movie poster
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
he's turning into a movie poster
barber: what do you want
karp: gimme the "wad of cat hair pulled off the slicker brush"
barber: bet
karp: gimme the "wad of cat hair pulled off the slicker brush"
barber: bet
January 21, 2026 at 8:43 PM
barber: what do you want
karp: gimme the "wad of cat hair pulled off the slicker brush"
barber: bet
karp: gimme the "wad of cat hair pulled off the slicker brush"
barber: bet
trying to sound fancy: kafkaesque
trying to sound folksy: woke
trying to sound folksy: woke
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM
trying to sound fancy: kafkaesque
trying to sound folksy: woke
trying to sound folksy: woke
contemplating my big tummy time trade
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM
contemplating my big tummy time trade
Sorry that’s me, my grandson wouldn’t show me how to connect Bluetooth after I called him soy
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sorry that’s me, my grandson wouldn’t show me how to connect Bluetooth after I called him soy
www.argonauts.ca/2022/10/22/c... oh and it ended on a rouge
CFL Game Highlights: Toronto Argonauts vs. Montreal Alouettes – October 22, 2022 - Toronto Argonauts
Highlights from the Argos 24-23 victory over the Montreal Alouettes on Saturday.
www.argonauts.ca
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
www.argonauts.ca/2022/10/22/c... oh and it ended on a rouge
went to an alouettes game where they sold poutine-filled helmets and had an eight-year-old quebecois announcer yelling "deuxieme-et-trois" over the speakers. 10/10
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
went to an alouettes game where they sold poutine-filled helmets and had an eight-year-old quebecois announcer yelling "deuxieme-et-trois" over the speakers. 10/10
we're sending ICE to find the monkey folks, he's really the worst of the worst and we want him out of our country
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 PM
we're sending ICE to find the monkey folks, he's really the worst of the worst and we want him out of our country
“I learned it from watching you!”
January 21, 2026 at 2:03 PM
“I learned it from watching you!”
we're doing it big like you wouldn't believe
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 PM
we're doing it big like you wouldn't believe
Shaddam IV is NOT my Padishah Emperor
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Shaddam IV is NOT my Padishah Emperor
big, if true
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
big, if true
we're approaching a singularity
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
we're approaching a singularity
Spice Heist
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Spice Heist
Second case*
January 19, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Second case*
thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
thank you for your attention to this matter!