I fear I may have incentivized my 3yo son to hand me every booger he picks
February 7, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I fear I may have incentivized my 3yo son to hand me every booger he picks
This shit didn’t happen before we shamed people for clapping when a plane landed #justsaying
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This shit didn’t happen before we shamed people for clapping when a plane landed #justsaying
Can’t wait to try the new Marty Supreme at Taco Bell
December 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can’t wait to try the new Marty Supreme at Taco Bell
My review of every Netflix documentary or miniseries: Should’ve been two episodes.
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My review of every Netflix documentary or miniseries: Should’ve been two episodes.
Today I learned Dick Cheney was still alive.
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Today I learned Dick Cheney was still alive.
If Charlie Kirk turns out to be our Franz Ferdinand, I’m going to tell my grandchildren about a can’t miss formula for indie rock success.
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If Charlie Kirk turns out to be our Franz Ferdinand, I’m going to tell my grandchildren about a can’t miss formula for indie rock success.
Friendly reminder that neither Republicans or Democrats voted in a presidential primary in 2024.
July 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Friendly reminder that neither Republicans or Democrats voted in a presidential primary in 2024.
I think we all preemptively saw that headline coming
June 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I think we all preemptively saw that headline coming
Y’all are asking the wrong Turnstile question…
It’s not: “is Turnstile still hardcore?”
It’s: “is Turnstile too objectively attractive to be a hardcore band?”
History would suggest yes, they are indeed too attractive to be a hardcore band.
It’s not: “is Turnstile still hardcore?”
It’s: “is Turnstile too objectively attractive to be a hardcore band?”
History would suggest yes, they are indeed too attractive to be a hardcore band.
June 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Y’all are asking the wrong Turnstile question…
It’s not: “is Turnstile still hardcore?”
It’s: “is Turnstile too objectively attractive to be a hardcore band?”
History would suggest yes, they are indeed too attractive to be a hardcore band.
It’s not: “is Turnstile still hardcore?”
It’s: “is Turnstile too objectively attractive to be a hardcore band?”
History would suggest yes, they are indeed too attractive to be a hardcore band.
Googling “how go cook a hot pocket in toaster oven” on incognito mode bc no one needs to know my situation
May 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Googling “how go cook a hot pocket in toaster oven” on incognito mode bc no one needs to know my situation
So… we’re just not going to discuss the brain worms anymore?
April 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So… we’re just not going to discuss the brain worms anymore?
Pro tip: if the guy with brain worms, or the ketamine addict, or the guy who shits in a gold toilet tell you to do something… do the opposite.
March 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Pro tip: if the guy with brain worms, or the ketamine addict, or the guy who shits in a gold toilet tell you to do something… do the opposite.
My identity is “old man who brags about never having an uber or spotify account”
March 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My identity is “old man who brags about never having an uber or spotify account”
People who drink hot coffee in the summer > people who drink iced coffee in the winter
February 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
People who drink hot coffee in the summer > people who drink iced coffee in the winter
Incredible heel turn by Adams.
They will write about the mayor who sold out his city for generations to come.
They will write about the mayor who sold out his city for generations to come.
It finally happened: President Donald Trump's Justice Department has ordered federal prosecutors in New York City to drop all criminal charges against Mayor Eric Adams.
"New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own."
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"New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own."
hellgatenyc.com/mayor-adams-...
February 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Incredible heel turn by Adams.
They will write about the mayor who sold out his city for generations to come.
They will write about the mayor who sold out his city for generations to come.
I find myself using the phrase “a good mayor would…” a lot these days
February 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I find myself using the phrase “a good mayor would…” a lot these days
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
Ok NYC, a beautiful light snow on the first day of winter, I see you.
December 21, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Ok NYC, a beautiful light snow on the first day of winter, I see you.
Turns out Hollywood Hogan was actually the good guy.
November 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Turns out Hollywood Hogan was actually the good guy.
Taylor vs. Serrano and not a single ham joke made during the entire broadcast?
November 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Taylor vs. Serrano and not a single ham joke made during the entire broadcast?